Anyone like to troll their girlfriends/wives?

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  1. fonzob1

    fonzob1 Red Belt

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    You're weird.
     
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  2. Y2Khaos

    Y2Khaos Brown Belt

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    My wife is really scared of ghosts and all that paranormal crap. One time when my wife wasn't home I opened every window, door, drawer, and cabinet in every room of my house. Then I left so I wasn't there when she got home. She freaked the fuck out. She almost called the cops but she saw nothing was stolen. Eventually I confessed but it was hilarious.
     
  3. bandicoot

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    I think that's a great way to keep your relationship fun and youthful. Playing around with each other is always fun and really speaks to how much a couple loves each other.
     
  4. Fijeeto

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    When my girlfriend and I first moved in together, she told me the kitchen was hers and my "toys" (they're action figures!) had no business there. She comes home to this at least once a month:

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  5. MoparOrNoCar

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    That's awesome!
     
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  6. DoCtOrWhO

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    My best troll was when I was seeing this girl who was a psw. So basically she wipes people's ass for a living. Anyways, she said her daughter flushed a bunch of toilet paper earlier and I was barely listening to her as I was eating a huge burrito (lots of jalapeno and hot sauce). She was having some makeup pyramis scheme was buying into coming over in a couple of hours. Eventually I'm gonna shit myself so I go take a dump. Flush and it overflows, clogged up solid. Haha.

    Shes like wtf? I said "you clean shit all day whats the difference clean it up." So here she is plunging with all her strength and i cant help laughing.

    Later when this snakeoil saleswoman came over she was talking about how she makes 30k a month selling this stuff so I asked her why she drives a Honda. Lol.

    That girl was mad as hell and all I can do is laugh. I don't feel bad because she was a wimp.
     

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