Anyone know how to get rid of Cicadas?

They spent 95% of their lives sexless in the dirt, they're just trying to get laid before they die. As Clint Eastwood would say, toughen up princess.
 
at first, i was going to say let them live thinking they do something good like eat mosquitoes.
but then i just read they eat tree sap.
useless loud fuckers.

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Google if baking soda works on them? I think if they consume it, when it comes into contact with water, the gas causes it to explode.
 
morph into a cicada, move into their crib and get at some peeps with death.
become king of the cicadas.

the end.
 
They’ll be gone at the first cold snap, until then you’ll be hearing them little choppers
 
morph into a cicada, move into their crib and get at some peeps with death.
become king of the cicadas.

the end.

You should write childrens books.
 
Thanks for all the helpfull advice guy. I really appreciate it.
























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Did you need to see the video one more again?
 
They'll be gone soon enough. I used to live in some very rural areas and they were deafeningly loud when there's thousands of them around.
 
Asians eat stuff like that iirc. So get some asians and put em out in your yard.
 
I'm in the south of France right now. They are deafening.
 
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