Anyone ever go out a Prostitute? (prostitutes brahs gtfih)

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

I got a free BJ from an escort who was staying across the hall from me when I was in California at a nice Hilton.

I let her sleep in bed with me afterwards cause she said she was lonely and wanted company. She was Hungarian and sexy as hell with a dynamite body. She rubbed my back until I fell asleep. Woke up and she was out like a light.

She saw me in the hall earlier in the day and just knocked on my door at 2am and walked right in when I opened the door. I told her I don't know what you're up to but money will not be exchanged. She said she thought I was hot and wanted to chat. So we did and she gave me a great BJ.

True story.

 

[Psychedelic]

I've been with prostitutes five times in my entire life.

First time was in Amsterdam, I was on MDMA so I couldn't get my boy running. The girl was very sweet though so I wanted to come back to give her a legit dicking. I returned her next day while not being on dick negating drugs, and had a lot of fun fucking her. It was the GOAT prostitute experience. Not for a second It felt I was with a hired bish, and I could do whatever I want. No rules or "you can do this but you can't do that because you paid this much" bullshit. I attributed this to the previous day where I came to her high on ecstasy and genuinely bonded with the chick.

Tried another prostitute in Amsterdam during another visit and I couldn't get it up. Bitch was treating the whole thing like a financial transaction (which it was) it turned me off.

Tried another one in Beirut. Couldn't get it up for the same reason. Whole thing felt sketchy as fuck.

Last time was about three years ago. It was a friends' bachelor, and he wanted a full-on party, and a hell of a party it was. I was on coke and dick pills ( seriously ! ), and engaged in a threesome with two of the prostitutes we hired for the party. I kept going and going and going, fucking like a pornstar and being infatuated with myself the whole time.



Barring my phenomenal, fluke experience with the prostie in Amsterdam, I guess they're just not my thing. I can't get excited for a fuck i literally paid for.

 

[Seaside]

I go to erotic massage parlors and get full service. My experience is that they vary from personality and some are boring with no personality and others are like better human beings than most people.

What I mean is some are stuck In comfort and easy money of the profession and others are aspiring athletes/entertainers or just damn good massage therapist who offer an extra service.

I don't know what advice that I can tell you but what I found out is, if you are nice, funny and charismatic then she would want to share her time with you and to please you more than others.

So that stuff is legit? Massage parlors

 

[HelloJapan]

...and that ended well.

 

[I Am Legion]

I have a few things that have prevented me from banging prostitutes. One is that it sleeves me out knowing they could have stds and let nasty smelly dudes bang them. Second is that it takes all the fun of the chase out. I like that part as much as the sex. The hunt. But Asian Massage parlors with happy ending are cool.

 

[Ogata]

So that stuff is legit? Massage parlors

It is though some places try to top you off.