My dumb ass next door neighbor trains shaolin kung fu and some weird ass karate style. He doesn't spar, he talks shit about MMA, boxing, muay thai, or any fight sports, and thinks he's the baddest mofo on earth. I asked him to spar many times but he's always making dumb excuses to chicken out. I called him out on that and this is what that idiot said:
"I'm not scared to spar you. It's just the techniques in my system will dislocate body parts and break the body in ways you are not familiar with, no training pads will protect you from the system I train, the moves are not designed around rules and regulations of sport martial arts like MMA and boxing. I study pathology, and I use that study in my system, and my reflexes are such to use my system on reflex. With out health insurance for combat, and an legit fighting venue, I will not fight anyone unless it's in self defence. I'm not giving away my precious martial arts techniques from my system that easily, sorry. but nice try!"
There you have it. A dumb karate/kung fu idiot that NEVER spars, NEVER fought in his whole life, and thinks he's the baddest and toughest fighter on earth. The worst part is he thinks he can beat up a UFC champion, hahahaha.
Anyone ever encounter these type of dumb asses?
"I'm not scared to spar you. It's just the techniques in my system will dislocate body parts and break the body in ways you are not familiar with, no training pads will protect you from the system I train, the moves are not designed around rules and regulations of sport martial arts like MMA and boxing. I study pathology, and I use that study in my system, and my reflexes are such to use my system on reflex. With out health insurance for combat, and an legit fighting venue, I will not fight anyone unless it's in self defence. I'm not giving away my precious martial arts techniques from my system that easily, sorry. but nice try!"
There you have it. A dumb karate/kung fu idiot that NEVER spars, NEVER fought in his whole life, and thinks he's the baddest and toughest fighter on earth. The worst part is he thinks he can beat up a UFC champion, hahahaha.
Anyone ever encounter these type of dumb asses?