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  1. That209 Lord High Executioner

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    That’s what happens when you try on the tightest pair. Find ones that are the right size and I bet you’d really like them. They can actually be very comfortable pants if you get the right ones.
     
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    Very insecure. That’s why they also feel the need to talk about how massive their dick is n how the pants won’t be able to contain such a savage mythological creature, yet they’re probably average.
     
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    Yeah, but not super-skinny/sprayed on. Just tight fitting.
     
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    Honestly where do you guys put your cock in skinny jeans, anything to tight in that region is uncomfortable as fuck.
     
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    I wear Calvin Klein straight jeans in a size 34x32
     
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    The skinny jeans Joshua is wearing aren't too bad. I couldn't do the paint on level of skinny jeans though.

    TS, no I do not have any skinny jeans
     
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    Some of it yeah but I think theres also the case to be made that skinny jeans look better on a certain body type, less to do with dick size and more to do with the size of your calves, thighs and butt.
     
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    I too have big quads and a big butt from squatting and deadlifts. If you find the correct fit they actually look great on you provided your legs are a decent length. I had to try on probably 5 or 6 different ones until I found the ones. Women love it(even the older "not into kids in skinny jeans" crowd) because most dudes are sporting chicken legs. If you also have dat dere v-taper going on it's god mode with a form fitting shirt on. Sadly my quads also cause dat dere dickprint and people are either like:
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    <{nope}>
    <DontBelieve1>
    And gay dudes are like:
    <{jackyeah}>
     
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    I wear baggy skinny jeans
     
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    Well said. With the right body type they look great. If you have a thick, stockier build they aren't going to work for you, but that doesn't make everyone they do work for ghey with a small D.
     
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    I usually wear cargo pants. I have short,skinny legs with big feet so i would look comical wearing skinny jeans.I have a pair of slim straight jeans though that fit comfortably.
     
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    Funny. I've busted open the inner thighs of a half dozen pairs of 511s because of how big my legs are. I'm a tall lean guy but yeah. Learned my lesson and now I prefer denim with some elastic in them so this doesn't happen
     
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    I do heavy squats so I have to wear stretchy jeans.
     
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    My micropenis looks awesome in skinny jeans
     
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    Yeah last few pairs I've got the crotch is wearing out quicker than usual, I'm kind of a fat stocky guy with big quads. Don't know where else to go to though.
     
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    Elastic/denim jeans
     
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    What jeans?
     
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