Anybody ever have the urge to sniff a mysterious white powder found inside a calculator?

I used to pick the carpet plenty when I was a dope fiend.
 
I once picked my ex's dirty panties off the floor and sniffed them while looking her dead in the eye. She asked wtf is wrong with me, then to hurry up and assemble the cabinet she had just bought that I was clearing floor space to do.


You should've placed the soiled panties back on the floor and urinated on them like a male lion would've done. She would've been so taken by your raw musk she might've banged you right than and there.
 
lol, what did he think was going to happen by sniffing some random powder from inside a calculator?

Magically get good a math?

in middle school even.

is middle school different in Canadia @Clippy? I was not yet 12 when I left middle school.
 
Speaking of calculators you can type BOOBIES on them

Boobiescalculator-1.jpg
 
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