Amazing new discovery!

[Guestx]

Holy shit!

 

[ShadBo]

Well...Oprah is Queen of the USA. Only makes sense for them Aliens to get on board.

 

[Pwent]

WOW! impeach drumpf!

 

[Turtlejuice]

How fucking unlucky would you be to be attacked by dinosaurs in this day and age.

 

[milliniar]

Aladdin is real, and what mall did God show up in?

 

[Guestx]

How fucking unlucky would you be to be attacked by dinosaurs in this day and age.

I know, right? Just brutal.

 

[Guestx]

Aladdin is real, and what mall did God show up in?

Aladdin's been seen driving a Ferrari in the UAE recently. Everyone knows that.

And I believe it was the Mall of America.

 

[Deleted member 499399]

Damn mainstream media is at it again!

 

[elreece]

Well im sold, it clearly states" The WORLDS only reliable newspaper"

Everyone better bow down to our new Oprah Overlord.

 

[Sir Galahad]

Holy shit!

Wonder if she accepted the anal probe?

 

[Guestx]

Down at the bottom does it say:

"Plus! America's New Gay Hero"?

 

[Turtlejuice]

I know, right? Just brutal.

I was watching a documentary on it, must have been 20 odd years ago, where some guys got killed by dinosaurs on some island. Didn't think stuff like that was still going on.

 

[mushishi]

Heretics!

 

[Hans Gercmiov]

How fucking lucky would you be to be attacked by dinosaurs in this day and age.

Fixed.

 

[DeepCover]

Aladdin is real, and what mall did God show up in?

Never mind the mall. Is that a pic of God? I always wondered what he looked like. Apparently he wears a vest.

 

[Osculater]

Real news!

 

[Pferd]

Lol . I remember riding these as a kid. I read one about Nosferatu being loose in america.I actually slept with a stake under my bed. After the north ridge quake of 94, I remember they ran a article saying 50 foot demons had escaped from hell and California national guard was called in to stop them.they also had a article saying the us navy caught the lockness monster.the last one I remember seeing had the face of the devil in the clouds of explosion in mexico.

 

[Guestx]

Lol . I remember riding these as a kid. I read one about Nosferatu being loose in america.I actually slept with a stake under my bed. After the north ridge quake of 94, I remember they ran a article saying 50 foot demons had escaped from hell and California national guard was called in to stop them.they also had a article saying the us navy caught the lockness monster.the last one I remember seeing had the face of the devil in the clouds of explosion in mexico.

For whatever reason, I still distinctly remember this one.

"Heaven Photographed by the Hubble" just cracked my ass up for some reason.

 

[Pferd]

For whatever reason, I still distinctly remember this one.

"Heaven Photographed by the Hubble" just cracked my ass up for some reason.

oh yeah I remember that one too lol. I think those papers helped fuel my active imagination as a kid