Am I a bad person for laughing at things like this?

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    Old video but, this guy thinks it's a good idea to cuddle and make out with sharks. He literally grabs them and flips them upside down and kisses their bellys. Then one day, one brave shark individual lets him know finally, that no means no and bites his upper lip off when he goes in for a little tongue action. Am I wrong for finding it hilarious?

    Just watch from my timestamp and you'll see how absolutely ridiculous the whole thing is. They're congregated in a circle literally manhandling sharks and flipping them over so people can hug them and kiss their stomachs. It's almost on the level of some weird japanese fetish porn in that it really makes me uncomfortable watching (but at the same time slightly aroused). I'm not even one of those PETA types, but it's fucking clear those sharks don't want to be grabbed and flipped on their stomachs.




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    There's a running joke on social media that you've probably seen if you frequent it. The caption is "White people will do things like this but lock their car door when an explosive person walks by". Always makes me laugh. No racial though. As theres a bunch of Thai people getting their arms ripped off by crocodiles doing the same stuff.
     
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    White people will hug a shark, but won't eat steak without ketchup.
     
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    Nah, I laugh at peoples misfortunes all the time. The other week I lost it when I saw someone slip on the ice spilling their groceries all over the road while they were crossing.
     
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    I didn't laugh, but thought he was pathetic and deserved it. So stupid. Those Nurse Sharks are slim and about 4 foot/ 5 foot. If he really thinks he is fine kissing sharks then he should kiss a Great White Shark or Tiger Shark or Oceanic White Tip Shark ;) then lets see.
     
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    As a white man I hate that shit. Fuck sharks and ketchup.

    Also, TS I would laugh too and I will as soon as I watch it. You kiss a shark or snake, and you deserve to get bit.
     
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    Dude thought the whole thing was a misunderstanding, because he had the shark upside down. I bet you he will go back to trying to french kiss sharks in the near future.
     
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    It was clearly a misunderstanding on the sharks part. The guy was just going for a little kiss. Not like intercourse or anything.

    Steve-o is my hero.

     
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    Only 1 time in my life have I ever screamed like a girl and ran and that's when I saw a snake crawling a foot away.

    Fuck snakes.
     
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    I saw a woman standing at the bus stop pee herself down her leg into a puddle and I didn't laugh. Wasn't a tiny bit of pee. It was a lot of pee.
     
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    Edit: That's terrible, Why would anyone laugh at that.
     
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    I didn't laugh.
     
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    i fucking laughed but if i were you i woulda just walked off. i have to deal with shit like this as a pedestrian all the time
     
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    I've literally never seen anyone eat steak with ketchup.
     
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    I have never seen it either. Sounds like a weird flavor combo.
     
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    I do the same lol
     
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    Thats pretty f'd up
     
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    Not as fucked up as their groceries though, so it's all good.
     
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