All of Jon Jones's fuck ups.

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    1. May 19th 2012: Crashes car into a pole and gets arrested for DUI.

    2. January 5th 2015: Fails a drug test prior to UFC 182, pops for cocaine.

    3. April 27th 2015: Crashes into a pregnant woman, runs away, comes back, grabs money and weed, runs away from scene again. Belt stripped.

    4. July 8th 2016: Fails a drug test prior to UFC 200. Removed from card. Suspended for 1 year.

    5. August 22nd 2017: Fails another drug test leading up to UFC 214. Belt stripping. Most likely suspended again.

    Whats next?
     
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    b sample positive, banned 4 years to set an example..

    after that who knows, submission grappling king? co-partner with Rumble in his new business venture? chilling with the Diaz brothers all day?
     
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    Submission grappler king? He'll get slaughtered in ADCC or the worlds.
     
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    Yeah belt rankings mean everything!
     
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    Maybe he can become a shertard and join us in arguing about who is a cuck etc
     
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    hopefully whatever happens next is not MMA because I dont want to see any more of him
     
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    heres the real list:

    12-6 elbows
    eye pokes
    DUI
    Cocaine
    getting in a fight at a stare down
    drag racing
    having 5 baby mamas (one of them being the result of a gangbang on a stripper)
    refusing to fight a replacement fight thus cancelling an entire card and denying other fighters of their paychecks
    testing positive for steroids
    Hit and run
    calling a guy a fagot on Instagram
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    berating and calling girls whores on twitter

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    testing positive for steroids again
     
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  9. ExitLUPin FORTIS FORTUNA ADIUVIO

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    couldnt even get out of the 1st round with a legally deaf man
     
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    Sounds like a man living life to the fullest and having a good time.
     
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    your username rankest dingleberry that is clinging onto the the asshole hair of sherdog
     
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    What?
     
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    No. 6, I expect
     
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    ok what did the young kids he calls a homo do to him to provoke him?

    and obviously that woman said something to him first, as he mentioned.

    i hate JBJ for cheating and want him banned , but if he was talking shit BACK at haters , then more power to him.
     
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    your username is some loser who blows a magic pipe to kidnap children lmao
     
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    so u think someone just randomly made that up about Jones in 2012 before he committed any scandals?? he has 3 kids with his wife and 1 kid with a stripper
     
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