Alcoholic drink suggestions

"Drunk Monk"

Gin
Iced coffee
Chambord (or tonic/soda/sweetener)
 
MacDuffle said:
I will pray for you
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I don't accept prayers from people who pretend to like the taste of shitty alcohol.

This is coming from someone who loves whiskey. I just don't like scotch, I couldn't care less how "manly" it is to drink it, it fucking sucks to me. Get over it.
 
bandicoot said:
I don't accept prayers from people who pretend to like the taste of shitty alcohol.

This is coming from someone who loves whiskey. I just don't like scotch, I couldn't care less how "manly" it is to drink it, it fucking sucks to me. Get over it.
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Sounds hip.

You would be a terrible sommelier
 
bandicoot said:
Sure
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Real drinkers can recommend and evaluate spirits regardless of their personal preference. You sound young

Anyone who works in the spirit industry knows there are ways to recommend your non-preferred, say, tequila on a spectrum without being an insufferable hipster about it
 
HulkonViagra said:
I have a high tolerance for alcohol so don't be afraid to suggest some evil shit...
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You can be gone in a hurry drinking washington apples. thats my trick. Nice and dry too so you can just pound em
 
Gutter Chris said:
You can be gone in a hurry drinking washington apples. thats my trick. Nice and dry too so you can just pound em
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Funny that you mention Washington apples....its good
 
Deus Ex Machina said:
You ever heard of a tequila powerlslam? Probably not because I invented it...its basically a tequila slammer but instead of licking a line of salt you do a line of coke...its pretty awesome. If your feeling hard-core you could also try a valimeister, jagermeister, red bull and 20mg of valium in a shooter.

You want to get fucked up try either or both
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Thats the spirit dude !!
 
MacDuffle said:
Real drinkers can recommend and evaluate spirits regardless of their personal preference. You sound young

Anyone who works in the spirit industry knows there are ways to recommend your non-preferred, say, tequila on a spectrum without being an insufferable hipster about it
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I don't work in the spirit industry, you doofus. I'm a guy who likes what he likes. I didn't tell anyone else they couldn't enjoy it, I know quite a few people who do, and that's fine with me.

I think it's pretty clear you're the one being an insufferable hipster, trying to compare my pallet to anyone else's. Like @mushishi said, I can't stand that peat flavor. Once again, get over it.
 
bandicoot said:
I don't work in the spirit industry, you doofus. I'm a guy who likes what he likes. I didn't tell anyone else they couldn't enjoy it, I know quite a few people who do, and that's fine with me.

I think it's pretty clear you're the one being an insufferable hipster, trying to compare my pallet to anyone else's. Like @mushishi said, I can't stand that peat flavor. Once again, get over it.
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Nah

You're blowing up because someone made a joke, kid rustler
 
HulkonViagra said:
My homegirl first introduced me...I was all "That drink is gay"....
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i had to give up thinking that way my old man stomach just doesnt handle beer real well anymore at all

Besides I walk around with painted toes and sandals and a civil war beard so no matter what I am drinking it looks natural on me :)
 
Gutter Chris said:
i had to give up thinking that way my old man stomach just doesnt handle beer real well anymore at all

Besides I walk around with painted toes and sandals and a civil war beard so no matter what I am drinking it looks natural on me :)
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I'm open to all these drinks bud...too old to stay closed minded
 
HulkonViagra said:
I'm open to all these drinks bud...too old to stay closed minded
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Is it a johnny vegas with the watermelon pucker that shit is good too.

Crown and vernors is great as well but I dont know if you can get vernors where you are that might be regional

Is it a butter nipple with the crown and buttscotch in it those rock too or a werthers or something i cant think of what that is called .

If you just want it to taste awesome those appletini things are great as well.

If you wanna be a hardass stark knockin back boilermakers . For some reason thats one of those fist fight drinks though so be warned
 
Old Fashioned. I use this as a barometer for any bar I go to. Even if they make a bar OF, it's still whiskey, and my legs will still turn to rubber.
 
MacDuffle said:
Nah

You're blowing up because someone made a joke, kid rustler
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Yeah, I'm fuming right now. And I'm 30, bro. Just because someone doesn't like what you like, doesn't make them young.
 
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