Alan Jouban is the future of UFC Tonight

Some of perrys magic has rubbed off on him.

Jouban has gone from seedy soft Porn gay mags, to proper modelling, ufc fighting and now TV work. His father who he never knew has even come forward.

Perry chnged his bum life.
 
TITS said:
I hope he gets a full time job behind the desk at Fox Sports because he is easily the most handsome and charismatic co-host on the UFC Post Fight show. I hope he goes on a 5 fight win streak, then retires from fighting to become the face of UFC media.

He's also the only guy to beat Mike Perry.
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*yawn* I saw this thread coming a week ago
 
Thought Jouban did a nice job of staying centered and kept everything at a strong responsible pace -he's a natural at it. Personally I find the guy kinda weirdlookin in Eddie Munster meets foundation/lipstick kinda way -put hey, whatever floats your gay..

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I'm proud of Alan for being able to sit still at the desk considering all he does is run.
 
hot carl said:
I don't know that I would consider jouban ghetto.
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Of course not. He can transition from a professional cage fight to a tuxedo cocktail party with no problems.

Perry, however, can only transition from jail to Compton.

Much like in fighting, Jouban just has a superior range of skill.
 
PEDS Help me Post said:
Of course not. He can transition from a professional cage fight to a tuxedo cocktail party with no problems.

Perry, however, can only transition from jail to Compton.

Much like in fighting, Jouban just has a superior range of skill.
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Nope, perry can transition from Ham and Egger into one of the most exciting, beloved, and revered superstars in modern mma.

Alan did look handsome though, so there is that.
 
hot carl said:
Nope, perry can transition from Ham and Egger into one of the most exciting, beloved, and revered superstars in modern mma.

Alan did look handsome though, so there is that.
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If he's so beloved and revered.....why hasn't he headlined a single show?

Yushin Okami vs OSP just headlined a show.... but Mike Perry can't.


I think you're lying.



Except for the part about Jouban being handsome. That's true.
 
PEDS Help me Post said:
If he's so beloved and revered.....why hasn't he headlined a single show?

Yushin Okami vs OSP just headlined a show.... but Mike Perry can't.


I think you're lying.



Except for the part about Jouban being handsome. That's true.
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Look around these boards, brochacho. PMP is the man around these parts.

You're in platinum country.
 
Sure is a lot easier to look & listen to than Bisping with his wonky cyclops eye and abrasive British accent.

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He did a good job but I was missing Florian lol Bisping is the best part of UFC tonight tho
 
I caught just a tiny bit of the post fight show, and whenever they'd let Alan speak, he sounded like he's gay. Is he or is that how male models sound?
 
V-Money said:
He was the only fighter taking the job seriously last night. Bisping was making lame jokes while Cormier was on laughing gas.
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New guy taking his tryout seriously while the old guys getting a bit too comfortable and cocky.
 
PEDS Help me Post said:
If he's so beloved and revered.....why hasn't he headlined a single show?

Yushin Okami vs OSP just headlined a show.... but Mike Perry can't.


I think you're lying.



Except for the part about Jouban being handsome. That's true.
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that was a great point you made there ... Okami vs OSP was hyped for months in advance :rolleyes:
 
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