Adele hides in a tiny hot equipment box before concerts to sneak into her own show

[Clippy]

http://etcanada.com/news/211103/adele-hides-in-a-sweaty-box-to-move-undetected-at-her-concerts/

She's afraid of people mugging her, so she puts herself into a locked tiny equipment box so they can steal her whole. They have to bust her out with crowbars before she performs.



The music career is tough I guess

 

[Lanx]

http://etcanada.com/news/211103/adele-hides-in-a-sweaty-box-to-move-undetected-at-her-concerts/

She's afraid of people mugging her, so she puts herself into a locked tiny equipment box so they can steal her whole. They have to bust her out with crowbars before she performs.



The music career is tough I guess

Box must be reinforced

 

[LOST CAUSE]

Might be true, but I doubt the box is tiny.

 

[Mike]

Where were you anyway

 

[Clippy]

Where were you anyway

Hiding in my tool box in my garage

 

[weed]

something tells me they need to lysol the box after.

 

[Mike]

Hiding in my tool box in my garage

 

[Henry Swanson]

Closet lesbian imo.
Tiny hot box!!! I want to be in it!!!

 

[EvilDDS]

That link has 3 words that I don't want to see together. Adele, sweaty, and box

 

[Pliny Pete]

I'd like to hide in her box

 

[Estrogenblocker1078]

I'd bang her

 

[ralphc1]

http://etcanada.com/news/211103/adele-hides-in-a-sweaty-box-to-move-undetected-at-her-concerts/

She's afraid of people mugging her, so she puts herself into a locked tiny equipment box so they can steal her whole. They have to bust her out with crowbars before she performs.



The music career is tough I guess

It would take a good sized forklift to lift her.

 

[GordoBarraBJJ]

That link has 3 words that I don't want to see together. Adele, sweaty, and box

 

[GordoBarraBJJ]

Poor Adele, all sad and hungry.

 

[lifelessheap]

Prince did the same thing. That's how he'd miraculously appear on stadium stages.

I wish he'd do that now.

He is dead.

 

[JAEGERX]

so, she is insane, how come she cant be like a regular pop artist and surround herself by giant bodyguards that smack down fans as she walks

 

[liljoe]

What, what you say? Tiny hot box? Yummy.

 

[Osculater]

I beat the shit out of that box with my crow bar

 

[RetiredSlave]

Deep in the rolling.

 

[minute bull]

He is dead.

So is that joke. Right out the gate. RIP joke.