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To drop a little bit of knowledge on you malcontents, there are no DC fans. They don't exist. Same as there's no Gus fans, or Glover fans. There are only Jones haters. I know it's been a while since Jones came in as a dominant champ in the red corner, but make no mistake about it, he still has that same effect on the haters. Jones circa 2013-2015 was one of the most polarizing figures on this site. He would rustle jimmies by simply breathing, and not even through his mouth!
That aura of rustling has diminished some in the last couple of years and he was instead rustling his pill bottle open and rustling the fuck out of OSP's forearm. But this Saturday, after he beats Popeye's Cormier, you'll all remember. That hatred that was dormant inside your bum hearts will be reawakened. And that's when the war will start. When the haters will cling on to the next hope to beat Jones, DC "fans" will suddenly shrink to astronomically low numbers and Gus "fans" will come out the woodwork. It has been foretold, you have been warned. Be a man, take a stand and choose wisely.
That aura of rustling has diminished some in the last couple of years and he was instead rustling his pill bottle open and rustling the fuck out of OSP's forearm. But this Saturday, after he beats Popeye's Cormier, you'll all remember. That hatred that was dormant inside your bum hearts will be reawakened. And that's when the war will start. When the haters will cling on to the next hope to beat Jones, DC "fans" will suddenly shrink to astronomically low numbers and Gus "fans" will come out the woodwork. It has been foretold, you have been warned. Be a man, take a stand and choose wisely.