A short Novel depicting my Connor vs Kebab prediction

[Zebra Cheeks]

It's round 4, and As Kebab drags the Irish mans corpse to his corner he whispers "this is my swamp". The expression on McNuggets face is pure horror as he realizes his manlihood was retired in the first round...what is he even fighting for? It dawns on him that his career and legacy will die in the octagon to night, this is his last fight. He makes eye contact with Artem, his best friend, and a single tear is rolling down his face. Connor screams "NOT LIKE THIS" as the Russian man-bear unleashes his fists onto the helpless rag doll, a corner man yells "STOP THE FIGHT DAMNIT" and tries to jump the fence. Kebab winds up for a final strike, the ref tries to dive to block the contact, but he's too late. The punch lands, and connors body goes limp. Blood is sparkling as the great lights shine on the blood of a man we once called a warrior.

At the funeral artem blames himself. He had to hire an assistant to turn the pages of his speech because his arms were too short to reach the stand.

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[WaylonMercy5150]

Kabib will pull out so Wrong

 

[Sapp]

Did writing this story excite you TS?

 

[Zebra Cheeks]

Did writing this story excite you TS?

How could it not? My writing skills are flawless

 

[LouisBolanos]

 

[notori0us1]

 

[Arm Barbarian]

You KNOW if habib gets McNeverDefend down, he's 100% talking to the SBG corner.

"Look...As I rape your chicken."

 

[WinZip]

I'm constantly amazed how many people are so obsessed with their hatred for Conor

 

[FireKidWS]

Gold.

 

[Zebra Cheeks]

I'm constantly amazed how many people are so obsessed with their hatred for Conor

Hahaha I'm gonna be real mate, I'm just drunk and bored

 

[Arm Barbarian]

I'm constantly amazed how many people are so obsessed with their hatred for Conor

I actually don't think the hatred IS for Conor, it's more for his McNut-Hugging, UBER gheigh fan base, who are obnoxious beyond belief, with the endless white-knighting and knob-slobbling.

 

[Zebra Cheeks]

I actually don't think the hatred IS for Conor, it's more for his McNut-Hugging, UBER gheigh fan base, who are obnoxious beyond belief, with the endless white-knighting.

Yeah this whole thing is mostly a satire on how over top both fan bases are since this announcement

 

[Dana_is_your_GOD]

Its round 5 and TS discovers hes gay

 

[Zebra Cheeks]

Its round 5 and TS discovers hes gay

Dude that's kind of fucked up to make Connor keep fighting after he died.

 

[saltyNaCl__salt]

Fantastic! Two champ-champ's up! Fun for McNuggets of all ages.

 

[snackgod]

It's round 4, and As Kebab drags the Irish mans corpse to his corner he whispers "this is my swamp". The expression on McNuggets face is pure horror as he realizes his manlihood was retired in the first round...what is he even fighting for? It dawns on him that his career and legacy will die in the octagon to night, this is his last fight. He makes eye contact with Artem, his best friend, and a single tear is rolling down his face. Connor screams "NOT LIKE THIS" as the Russian man-bear unleashes his fists onto the helpless rag doll, a corner man yells "STOP THE FIGHT DAMNIT" and tries to jump the fence. Kebab winds up for a final strike, the ref tries to dive to block the contact, but he's too late. The punch lands, and connors body goes limp. Blood is sparkling as the great lights shine on the blood of a man we once called a warrior.

At the funeral artem blames himself. He had to hire an assistant to turn the pages of his speech because his arms were too short to reach the stand.

You can clap now

when u miss spell there names I cant even try to read this post.

 

[Zebra Cheeks]

when u miss spell there names I cant even try to read this post.

Misspell is one word.

 

[HHJ]

This saga ends only one way,w khabib making Conor do pushups for money,similar to ending of There will be Blood

 

[Agent Mulder's Hair]

not bad

 

[snackgod]

Misspell is one word.

doesn't change my point.