The pills (Tadalafil) Juicer Jones laughably blames his failed test on contained a 3rd banned substance called
Tamoxifen that was NOT in his system.
…thankfully Twitter was on it:
That should’ve F*CKED Juicer Jones, but his high priced lawyer made it so the court couldn’t accept it b/c of the "sloppiness" of the penis pill manufacturer.
*cough*payoff*cough*
Also the FACT that Juicer Jones’ fall-guy laughably submitted a receipt for the penis pills that included him buying f*cking CLOMIPHENE on it as well! LMAO!!!
…but did you see the part about where the receipt was dated to when they had ALREADY LEFT the state???
& then one of my personal favorite parts. The court basically saying Juicer Jones is full of sh*t & his penis pill EXCUSE is bullsh*t:
It’s abundantly clear now why USADA gave Juicer Jones the maximum penalty of 1 year suspension…
…Juicer Jones is GUILTY af, but had the $ & lawyers to weasel out of it.
Quotes are from the actual released court documents:
http://ufc.usada.org/wp-content/uploads/Award-6-November-2016.pdf