Highly caustic and corrosive semen. We’re talking like the blood of the xenomorphs and face huggers from Alien and Aliens.
So every woman that is kind enough to let you fuck her is rewarded with a grisly death?
Still probably better than pregnancy
I'm gonna get the power and use it on the wizard, cause clearly he enabled me to enact an evil action.
Power would be to put vaginas on foreheads
Ability to heal people/ cure diseases.
Also invisibility
Imagine getting stuck in an elevator, then you rub one out to escape. LolCan't kill a woman through sex if you can't get laid
Besides, I thought you wanted us to use our powers to fight crime. My thought was to stop bad guys by jacking off in their general direction.
Either
The power to see through women's clothes
Or
The power to punch people in the nose over the internet.
Imagine getting stuck in an elevator, then you rub one out to escape. Lol
Whenever I take a shit, it is immediately teleported into the mouth of the person committing the most heinous felony at the time.
All the shit, as in all the residue that left my rectum. That way I don't have to wipe either.