A**hole wizard grants you a super power

[spin]

 

[Judge]

Do people still do asshole wizard threads?

Regardless, here's the scenario:

You remove the lid from your chai latte made with half almond, half soy, and an unusually large amount of steam comes out. The steam materializes into an old bearded man.

"I am the asshole wizard" he says.

"I will grant you one super power of your choosing. There are two rules however. The first rule is that it must be useful in the fight against evil. The second rule is that it must be a power that nobody has ever thought of before. If someone provides proof that this power had been previously conceived, you lose the power, and your penis....

Now make your choice."

Just because you got that sweet sweet flowery bathrobe for christmas does not make you a wizard.

 

[minute bull]

I want the power to have no penis.

Feminism IS evil tho.

 

[BisexualMMA]

Feminism IS evil tho.

The Force is female bro.

 

[Sharon Peters]

Wish for more wishes imo

 

[Thrawn33]

I want the power to boil or freeze water instantly with a thought.

Any water

Like the water in the human body.

 

[HunterAcosta]

My ball hairs would extend like tentacles and wrap the bad guy up like he was tied up in rope . Then , I’d use the electric current part of my powers and fry dude .

 

[fallable]

And this is useful against evil how?

Genetics?

 

[Fedorgasm]

Wish for more wishes imo

That's already been thought of. Kiss your penis goodbye

 

[Sharon Peters]

That's already been thought of. Kiss your penis goodbye

Bullshit, I'm asking a wizard for more wishes...everyone else asks their bullshit genies.

 

[GODZILLA213]

That's already been thought of. Kiss your penis goodbye

I doubt he would be posting on Sherdog if he could kiss his penis.

 

[j123]

Do people still do asshole wizard threads?

Regardless, here's the scenario:

You remove the lid from your chai latte made with half almond, half soy, and an unusually large amount of steam comes out. The steam materializes into an old bearded man.

"I am the asshole wizard" he says.

"I will grant you one super power of your choosing. There are two rules however. The first rule is that it must be useful in the fight against evil. The second rule is that it must be a power that nobody has ever thought of before. If someone provides proof that this power had been previously conceived, you lose the power, and your penis....

Now make your choice."

I'm gonna get the power and use it on the wizard, cause clearly he enabled me to enact an evil action.

Power would be to put vaginas on foreheads

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

Highly caustic and corrosive semen. We’re talking like the blood of the xenomorphs and face huggers from Alien and Aliens.

 

[Fedorgasm]

Highly caustic and corrosive semen. We’re talking like the blood of the xenomorphs and face huggers from Alien and Aliens.

So every woman that is kind enough to let you fuck her is rewarded with a grisly death?



Still probably better than pregnancy

 

[BisexualMMA]

Highly caustic and corrosive semen. We’re talking like the blood of the xenomorphs and face huggers from Alien and Aliens.

You immediately begin screaming as it burns its way out of your scrotum.

 

[Swiftie]

I want the power to piss flames.

 

[Philo-Publius]

Do people still do asshole wizard threads?

Regardless, here's the scenario:

You remove the lid from your chai latte made with half almond, half soy, and an unusually large amount of steam comes out. The steam materializes into an old bearded man.

"I am the asshole wizard" he says.

"I will grant you one super power of your choosing. There are two rules however. The first rule is that it must be useful in the fight against evil. The second rule is that it must be a power that nobody has ever thought of before. If someone provides proof that this power had been previously conceived, you lose the power, and your penis....

Now make your choice."

This scenario went very far south. It has to be something no one has ever thought of before? Or, you lose your penis? I am not going to play that game.

 

[loyalyolayal]

And this is useful against evil how?

All Gayda can't suck it.

 

[aerius]

I want the power to piss flames.

Ejaculating fire has already been done...

 

[Literally Bricked]

And this is useful against evil how?

Can infiltrate the feminist movement as a transgender and be higher on the SJW totempole allowing you to destroy it from the inside.