A girl at work asked me what I was doing for thanksgiving..........

[Randy Marsh]

Me too.

 

[Curmudgeon]

Another girl at work asked me same question and I did the ultra slow beginning of a reply to see if she was baiting me.

Sure enough........... she said "stop" while grinning before I could get the word out ............so I replied with "collaborate and listen?" and performed my now perfected Mark Hunt Walkoff.

Gonna get dicey at the christmas party.

That never happened either.

 

[Yunes]

I said "you".

She laughed and gave me a high five.

Does this mean I'm in or will security escort me out of the building tomorrow?

tell her you're going to share a nice meal with her then kill her tribe with syphilis and polio blankets

 

[Michaelangelo]

should have been a low 5 with her hand on your dick

 

[UFC=Pride]

First question should be is she hot

 

[Tuf_guy]

"One night...."
Mr.s jones...
the girl next door....
The fat post menopausal bitter secratary at work asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.

I'm listening
...

 

[Merlotte's]

Most women don't think very highly of themselves. Don't worry about it.

 

[DoctorTaco]

Is she a butterball?

this comment deserves more love

 

[God_Emperor_Of_Mankind]

If they like you, you can get away with anything. If they don't..

 

[Hyperglide]

Baste her turkey hole and split her wishbone pony style.

 

[USA!USA!]

Billy Madison voice: "No you didn't."

 

[fordman7795]

this comment deserves more love

Yeah wtf? First two comments have 41 and 28 likes. And i get a measly 3? Im only here for the likes and i feel disgraced

 

[MakeSherdogGreatAgain]

It means she's completely not threatened by you and the only way you get close to that vag is through GHB.