A girl at work asked me what I was doing for thanksgiving..........

[RichardHarrow]

Well...

even orphans and homeless have plans on thanksgiving so it's safe to say she wasn't giving you an opening to set up a date.

and a high five is the femal body language equivalent of screaming "friend zoned" at you.

and she laughed in your face when you implied sex.

so you're out.

 

[Jack Reacheround]

 

[Eazy123]

I said "you".

She laughed and gave me a high five.

Does this mean I'm in or will security escort me out of the building tomorrow?

She high fived you now, but will use the hashtag #metoo in ten years about it. Way to go.

 

[Staph infection]

File a grievance with HR because she touched you hand inappropriately. Make the first move before she visits them.

 

[ralphc1]

Most of the 1960s joke pickup lines would be considered harassment these days.
A couple of examples;
You know what would look good on you? Me.
Sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

 

[sideboob]

You're in . . .

And in 10+yrs she'll call you out for sexual harassment and or assault.

5 years if you run for public office or get famous

 

[Hearse Lightning]

Nvm.

 

[Swiftie]

 

[peytonlucy]

I said "you".

She laughed and gave me a high five.

Does this mean I'm in or will security escort me out of the building tomorrow?

Good thing you didn't say stuffing a bird. I would start sending out resumes.

 

[peytonlucy]

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Okay, I missed this, sorry.

 

[Dogstarman]

Either TS is lying, or he is the luckiest bastard I ever heard of. This sounds like some workplace fantasy you read about in the old Penthouse Forum.
You try this Shiite in today's workplace and you get called into HR 5 minutes later and they terminate you.

"Dear penthouse forums, I never thought this would happen to me, but....".

About ten years ago I was on a flight heading home from New York. This woman sitting next to me had one of those small penthouse forum books. Believe me when I say she wasn't anything to behold. She was about 200. Anyway she was reading it and when she was done she asked if I wanted it and started hitting on me the rest of the flight. Asked shit like what I was doing after we landed and told me she wanted to take me to this cool bar she knew.

She wanted the dog but the dog didn't want anything to do with her. I like thick girls but I don't like obese women. I was scared!

 

[esum80]

 

[FacePunch]

A. Certainly Employed

B. I'll say most anything to any woman though reactions differ.

C. I haven't trolled since the OG invaded the online game "idlepimps" in 2002.

Here's a video of what I build at my "2nd job".............That's me flagging the car at the start after setting up the data acquisition and boost by gear systems and that's my phone reporting the speed.

It's more difficult than you would think to look like a badass with a flag in your hand but I simply employed the mark hunt walkoff right after.

Nice work man, that car is sick as fuck.

 

[Ares Black]

I said "you".

She laughed and gave me a high five.

Does this mean I'm in or will security escort me out of the building tomorrow?

It means you're in. Obviously.

 

[Bob Gray]

Next year say "Tossing your salad".

 

[minute bull]

Didn't you say you worked graveyards at a morgue?

 

[savemgs]

Giggity giggity alright.
And it doesn't matter if they exclude you out of the building.

 

[Twelve75]

you work with your sister ?

 

[P0NYBOY]

Another girl at work asked me same question and I did the ultra slow beginning of a reply to see if she was baiting me.

Sure enough........... she said "stop" while grinning before I could get the word out ............so I replied with "collaborate and listen?" and performed my now perfected Mark Hunt Walkoff.

Gonna get dicey at the christmas party.

 

[Fadetoblack918]

She laughed and gave you a high five? Shit, you might be in.