A girl at work asked me what I was doing for thanksgiving..........

A. you're unemployed
B. a woman has never spoken to you, except to say "Eww, get away from me, creep!"
C. the only turkey served on Thanksgiving will be your trolling ass
D...profit
Cup
Ball
Swing
The rest of it is just posting on sherdog wearing funny pants.
 
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It's just a joke, not sure what's so hard to believe about this. Also doesn't mean you'll bang her.

Once I was talking to these girls and somehow the topic of semen came up, and one of the girls mentioned that eating fruit makes a guy's semen taste better. I looked at her in the eye and told her I eat a lot of fruit. We had a good laugh. I didn't bang.
 
I said "you".

She laughed and gave me a high five.

Does this mean I'm in or will security escort me out of the building tomorrow?
You're in . . .

And in 10+yrs she'll call you out for sexual harassment and or assault.
 
I said "you".

She laughed and gave me a high five.

Does this mean I'm in or will security escort me out of the building tomorrow?

Depends...

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I'm hoping that I have sown a subliminal seed that will grow in her until I figure out the code to unlock the box at the christmas party.

The "friend zone high five" does pose a potential obstacle to bootay acquisition.

In the past I have said "I really like your bangs" so maybe I could contrive a Freudian slip by twisting that phrase around?
 
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"Dear penthouse forums, I never thought this would happen to me, but....".

Me and my friends used to always use this when we knew someone was bullshitting; which was invariably in every Penthouse "Letter"

"Imagine my surprise when...."
 
A. you're unemployed
B. a woman has never spoken to you, except to say "Eww, get away from me, creep!"
C. the only turkey served on Thanksgiving will be your trolling ass
D...profit

A. Certainly Employed

B. I'll say most anything to any woman though reactions differ.

C. I haven't trolled since the OG invaded the online game "idlepimps" in 2002.

Here's a video of what I build at my "2nd job".............That's me flagging the car at the start after setting up the data acquisition and boost by gear systems and that's my phone reporting the speed.

It's more difficult than you would think to look like a badass with a flag in your hand but I simply employed the mark hunt walkoff right after.

 
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Me and my friends used to always use this when we knew someone was bullshitting; which was invariably in every Penthouse "Letter"

"Imagine my surprise when...."
"One night...."
Mr.s jones...
the girl next door....
The fat post menopausal bitter secratary at work asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
 
props for having the balls to say that i bet that tickled her cervix.
 
She's throwing #Metoo all over her Facebook and twitter right now.
 
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I said "you".

She laughed and gave me a high five.

Does this mean I'm in or will security escort me out of the building tomorrow?
At the very least she's got a sense of humor... or she said to break the tension of you being a gross pile.

I'd ask her out, personally.
 
At the very least she's got a sense of humor... or she said to break the tension of you being a gross pile.

I'd ask her out, personally.
Yeah but then he'd be obligated to get her a dick in the box for Xmas, etc etc.
 
Nothing like a good sex joke over a holiday feast about ritually killing a bird for freedom half the participants of the first one didnt get

Now go, take her territory for some beads
 
Well the line didn’t get you slapped so close the deal. Now take the snarky out of it....”Hey, seriously....There is this place I know that does a Great Thanksgiving dinner and makes wonderful Martinis, would you like to join me.”
Her: “ Sure where”
You: “My house”
 
I said "you".

She laughed and gave me a high five.

Does this mean I'm in or will security escort me out of the building tomorrow?
Sexual harassment lawsuit coming soon whenever you piss her off, or when you're rich 10 years from now.
 
From what I just read, it sounds like she was giving you an in and you slow stepped hard.

She high fived you. Chances of you smashing have severely decreased.... Maybe.

Next time be a man and ask her if she wants to get together for whatever occasion arises.

Good luck, ts.
 
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