A girl at work asked me what I was doing for thanksgiving..........

P0NYBOY

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I said "you".

She laughed and gave me a high five.

Does this mean I'm in or will security escort me out of the building tomorrow?
 
you better stuff her turkey & she better love gravy.
 
Stuff dat turkey bro.

Oh, and pics?

Oh yeah, literally none of this happened....
 
Sounds like you lucked out this time. Next time is just another crap shoot.
 
did she say,"stay golden Ponyboy"? if not you're gonna be fired
 
only one way to find out.. invite her for thanksgiving! and take it from there..
 
Either TS is lying, or he is the luckiest bastard I ever heard of. This sounds like some workplace fantasy you read about in the old Penthouse Forum.
You try this Shiite in today's workplace and you get called into HR 5 minutes later and they terminate you.
 
Either TS is lying, or he is the luckiest bastard I ever heard of. This sounds like some workplace fantasy you read about in the old Penthouse Forum.
You try this Shiite in today's workplace and you get called into HR 5 minutes later and they terminate you.
"Dear penthouse forums, I never thought this would happen to me, but....".
 
Need more context. Is this chick one of those "one of the guys" types? Do you flirt regularly with her? Ever been out together? Etc.
 
That HiFive was her finally having a reason to get your ass canned.
 
First page peeps reinforcing the bs.
 
Well...

even orphans and homeless have plans on thanksgiving so it's safe to say she wasn't giving you an opening to set up a date.

and a high five is the femal body language equivalent of screaming "friend zoned" at you.

and she laughed in your face when you implied sex.

so you're out.
 
Either TS is lying, or he is the luckiest bastard I ever heard of. This sounds like some workplace fantasy you read about in the old Penthouse Forum.
You try this Shiite in today's workplace and you get called into HR 5 minutes later and they terminate you.


Unless you work in Hollywood then you can get away with it for years and years
 
A. you're unemployed
B. a woman has never spoken to you, except to say "Eww, get away from me, creep!"
C. the only turkey served on Thanksgiving will be your trolling ass
D...profit
 
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