A deaf couple sits next to you on a plane with their service dog... A Great Dane

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  1. Wrath of Foamy

    Wrath of Foamy Purple Belt

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    I want a service snake for my anxiety...
     
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    I used to know a deaf girl that would let me smash. She was all UNNNGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
     
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    I love BDH

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    Apparently UFC fighters need service dogs too.
     
  5. nostradumbass

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    It's why we can't have nice things. Once you start allowing exceptions based on need, people abuse it and all claim to need it. Medical marijuana, suddenly everyone has a condition that requires it. The TRT exceptions the UFC tried, suddenly everyone has low T. Allow service dogs, now everyone "needs" a service dog and it's great danes, horses, peacocks.

    Why don't planes just have seating sections for people who bring pets and fat people? They should ask this when you buy the ticket so fatties can sit together and people bringing pets can sit together, and people who don't won't be bothered by it.
     
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    So you've leaving Team Human to be on Team Canine?

    Fair enough. Make sure you're leashed and muzzled.
     
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    Depends on the length of the leash. As long as I can still piss on you;)
     
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    Under the ADA, you are allowed to take your service dog virtually anywhere you are allowed to go. Your dog is not considered a “pet”. You are allowed to have your service dog with you in your apartment, restaurants, beaches, airplanes, etc., all without having to pay any extra fees or deposits.

    My friend has a service dog and can bring him more places than an emotional support or therapy dog.
     
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    you get a like cos kenny fucking powers is the tits.
     
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    I'm getting a service Kodiak Grizzly Bear, see how far you can stretch this.
     
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    Honestly when I think of all the times I've got on a plane and waited for whomever has the seats next to me, if someone with a Great Dane appeared my first thoughts would be 'fuck yeah'

    I'm sure it would get annoying real quick though. Still.
     
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    I aint punching any dog I just can't no matter how annoyed I am.
     
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    My 150 pound Great Dane thought he was a lap dog.
     
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    Get rid of all those dumb animals and dumb people that need them. If you need a emotional support animal to fly then you don't fly, simple. Fuckem
     
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    ralphc1 Steel Belt Platinum Member

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    As I explained earlier, the ADA act doesn't allow places to determine what category the animal is so the various categories lose their meaning. I could claim my dog is trained to identify assholes so I don't interact with them.
     
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    I have two. Never mind the dump, do you know what their farts smell like in a closed vehicle in the winter??? Think gas volume....
     
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    Their tails are like whips.
     
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