9 Secrets Women Keep From Men

[Phr3121]

Story: https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle...p-from-men/ss-BBLjtYk?ocid=spartanntp#image=1

Women fart? That's news to me.

"I have been married for over 10 years, and there are still plenty of secrets I keep from my husband. As a woman, you just need certain things for yourself. Besides, what's wrong with maintaining a teeny bit of mystery, even in a committed, long-term relationship? Truth: it's just better if your man doesn't know everything about, say, your bathroom habits or past lovers."

 

[LEGS MAHONEY]

i was hoping this was gonna be like them knowing where pirate treasure was this whole time

 

[DeepCover]

Not that I was expecting some great revelation, but none of those surprise me at all.

 

[Zer]

We already knew all of this shit Captain Obvious. Spend 5 minutes on pronhub and you'll end up with a moustached woman lying about her weight in the vid title faking an orgasm while masturbating and farting and telling me she needs me

 

[Orgasmo]

11. Hoes ain't loyal.
12. They all gold dig but won't admit.

 

[Midnighter]

Incessant need to lie and cheat.

 

[FierceRedBelt]

We already knew all of this shit Captain Obvious. Spend 5 minutes on pronhub and you'll end up with a moustached woman lying about her weight in the vid title faking an orgasm while masturbating and farting and telling me she needs me

Spoiler

When the sign if raised it says "I love you Jewes."

 

[FierceRedBelt]

Incessant need to lie and cheat.

Article says "secrets" in the title.

 

[MeWithInfinityGauntlet]

15 years ago it used to be multiply her number by 2.

These days? Now you have to square that shit.

 

[ToxicShocker]

I had a gf fart once, and only once cause I tickled her. It was cute but I think part of her died that day

 

[neverwas]

looking at most of the comments i wonder why people call me cynical.

 

[IloveTHIS]

11. Hoes ain't loyal.
12. They all gold dig but won't admit.

Only truth any man needs to know.

 

[LMP]

None of that shit is a secret. If you have ever lived with your gf for more than a month you should know all that.

 

[FierceRedBelt]

15 years ago it used to be multiply her number by 2.

These days? Now you have to square that shit.

Normal girl:
Highschool: 2-3 (Let's go with 2)
College: 2-10 (Let's go with 3)
Dating life (3-7 years @ 4 guys a year): 12-28 (let's say 15)
Husband: 1

21^2 = 441
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[Scrody]

Cool.

 

[horc00]

Bloody clickbait telling us what we already know.

Except for number 9... Most women don't know their way around tools even if their lives depended on it.

 

[Graves The Elder]

bitches ain't got no secrets.
just pay attention

 

[Anialater]

All women are hoes except your mom. Just don't ask your dad about her.

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

Did "I once had a dick" make the list?

 

[HelloJapan]

moustached woman lying about her weight in the vid title faking an orgasm while masturbating and farting and telling me she needs me