[50 GSP jabs][25 Barry leg kicks][10 Jones hellbows][1 Ubereem knee to the chin]

[fernandom]

Which one would you choose? You absolutely can't block the strikes or else all money is void.

You get paid $500,000 after, and hospital bills are included.

 

[ArtemV]

50 GSP jabs, then go into hiding for a month. Should add Khabilov suplexes and five JDS uppercuts.

 

[Gilday]

I'll take the leg kicks.

For 500k I'd happily be on crutches for a few weeks.

 

[DyinHawaiian]

I'd probably get KO'd due to boredom from teh 50 jabs.

My face is way too pretty to take those Jones hellbows.

I don't want my face caved in with a knee (even though I'd probably KO Overeem by flicking his jaw, but I don't think that's allowed).

I probably would never walk again, but I'd take the leg kicks.

 

[RSmith47]

I'd take the knee and get KO'd.

GSP's jabs are gonna break your orbital.

Barry's kicks will straight break your leg in half.

Jon's bows will cut you up and leave a ton of scars.

 

[Grappleboxing]

Hmmm, GSP might break the orbital.
Jones will cut up my face.
Ubereem might break my jaw.
Barry will put me on crutches for weeks.

Barry seems to be the absolute least permanently damaging, so 25 Barry Leg kicks

 

[wigglestick]

I weigh 160 lbs I'll take the gsp jabs

 

[blitzk]

People choosing leg kicks probably have never taken one.
25? You wouldnt make it to #5

I'd choose the knee, get KTFO, lose a couple of teeth and be done with it.

 

[FascistDictator]

I'll show you 86 counters.

 

[44nutman]

The knee. Get KTFO, and lay in bed a couple days and be done with it.
I would take 10 Jones Hellbows over 10 Jones eye pokes.

 

[surgeyou1]

The knee. Get KTFO, and lay in bed a couple days and be done with it.
I would take 10 Jones Hellbows over 10 Jones eye pokes.

A broken jaw/skull doesn't heal in a couple of days. Not to mention the possible coma.

 

[BJPenn2012]

Considering what gsp did to Kos on the first jab that's outta the question.. Barry leg kicks would leave me a cripple.. Watch Jon Jones vs brandon Vera.. I'd have to go with an

 

[Andersons Foot]

Nobody here will make it to 25 PB leg kicks. I'd take the jabs or knee.

The jabs if i was forced to choose just 1.

 

[WallyBear]

I'd like to get blessed by a H-Bomb.

 

[JWtheKarateKid]

you should add a right hand via fedor, it would be an honor for me to be knocked out by the GOAT i'd do it for free, but if i had to choose i'd rather touched wit teh jab

 

[Sevensixtwoby39]

Which one would you choose? You absolutely can't block the strikes or else all money is void.

You get paid $500,000 after, and hospital bills are included.

Sure. It would be more fair if you include at least a cro cop high kick, JDS overhands etc

 

[Da Speeit]

Jabs.