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10 Holloways would beat 1 bear.
 
This guy breaks elite fighters and taunts them.
 
10 Holloways would beat 1 bear.
Well hold on there, thats interesting

What kinda bear we talking here

Let’s think about this

Max is like 170 pounds
10 of him
1700 lbs
But at 170 pounds he’s not TST by any stretch, he’s approaching fat Hawaiian status at that point

So lets say 155 TST
So 10 Max’s

1550

Now what kind of bear is best?
There are many schools of thought
But lets say Kodiak Bear
We’re talking 1200 lbs of pure beef cake
But weight advantage still belongs to the 10 Max’s

Now if you ask me, the bear still has teh advantage
I mean he’s got claws dude

Bear by TKO....

4th round

At least three Max’s would last that long
But ultimately the bear would take that belt and defend it for years to come
 
Well hold on there, thats interesting

What kinda bear we talking here

Let’s think about this

Max is like 170 pounds
10 of him
1700 lbs
But at 170 pounds he’s not TST by any stretch, he’s approaching fat Hawaiian status at that point

So lets say 155 TST
So 10 Max’s

1550

Now what kind of bear is best?
There are many schools of thought
But lets say Kodiak Bear
We’re talking 1200 lbs of pure beef cake
But weight advantage still belongs to the 10 Max’s

Now if you ask me, the bear still has teh advantage
I mean he’s got claws dude

Bear by TKO....

4th round

At least three Max’s would last that long
But ultimately the bear would take that belt and defend it for years to come

Polar bear. And Max would work as a team and manhandle the bear. I've assessed it and the bear would beat 6 Max Holloways before gassing and the other 4 would poke it's eyes out and kill it.
 
Polar bear. And Max would work as a team and manhandle the bear. I've assessed it and the bear would beat 6 Max Holloways before gassing and the other 4 would poke it's eyes out and kill it.

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I’m going to allow this
Polar Bears are the cucks of the bear world
 
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I’m going to allow this
Polar Bears are the cucks of the bear world

I wouldn't give 10 Max' a chance against a bipolar bear. They're too unpredictable.
 
I wouldn't give 10 Max' a chance against a bipolar bear. They're too unpredictable.
I honestly don’t want to respond to this because I don’t have the wit to come up with the response this deserves

To you I say

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Such posts are pun for the whole family
 
Max is awesome at what he does but hes is NOT a technical striker. He's more of a polished brawler. Nate Diaz fights more technically than he does.

I see threads complimenting him as the next Anderson Silva -that's crazy.
 
I wouldn't give 10 Max' a chance against a bipolar bear. They're too unpredictable.

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Great stuff, but let's get back on topic.


I think a real bear would still destroy 10 Maxs.
Unless Max has had ample opportunity to train with himself.
Teamwork doesn't just happen. Even working with yourself. I often find I get in my own way no matter how much I try and communicate my intentions to myself.
I foresee a clusterfuck of Maxs and the bear demolishing Maxs in a flurry of claws and uppercuts.
 
Well hold on there, thats interesting

What kinda bear we talking here

Let’s think about this

Max is like 170 pounds
10 of him
1700 lbs
But at 170 pounds he’s not TST by any stretch, he’s approaching fat Hawaiian status at that point

So lets say 155 TST
So 10 Max’s

1550

Now what kind of bear is best?
There are many schools of thought
But lets say Kodiak Bear
We’re talking 1200 lbs of pure beef cake
But weight advantage still belongs to the 10 Max’s

Now if you ask me, the bear still has teh advantage
I mean he’s got claws dude

Bear by TKO....

4th round

At least three Max’s would last that long
But ultimately the bear would take that belt and defend it for years to come
It'll be one sided for Bear, he can take any hits while one-hit-killing all the Maxes.

But the fight changes if Maxes get knives, imo. Sacrifice like half of the Maxes and stab with the rest, Max wins with 4-5 men left surviving.

Bear vs 10 Tonys on other hand.. Tony doesn't even need knives, can fucking stab with elbows.
 
no steroids will ever help ortega
 
That walk looks eerily similar to my walks home on s Saturday night
 
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Max is awesome at what he does but hes is NOT a technical striker. He's more of a polished brawler. Nate Diaz fights more technically than he does.

I see threads complimenting him as the next Anderson Silva -that's crazy.

I wouldn't say he's super technical...but he definitely has some boxing skill...what makes max special, is he has great timing...he puts punches together very well...and that is a sign of technical proficiency...guys that are just brawlers, just swing one punch at a time...while max can put many combinations together...and his pace and cardio is just something very very few guys can match...
 

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