Most ironic MMA quotes

[dawzz]

Went on to fail 3 drug tests after

"Left hook is the best takedown" - Michael Bisping in one of UFC 217 press conferences
Gets dropped by a left hook from GSP

 

[wilKO]

Holy shit. The GSP Anderson beef has really gone up a level since Conor went quiet...

 

[BooBoyMan]

"Let's wrestle" ~ Conor McGregor

 

[Klaavical]

"I want to fuck Chuck Lidell" - Wanderlei Silva

 

[ChaelSonnen]

 

[613]

"to the death George"

And whatever Conor said about panic wrestling

 

[Dragon Punch]

“BJJ doesn’t work” - Dave Herman before his fight with Big Nog

Lost via submission.

 

[HoFF]

You’re a glass jawed rat -Conor Mcgregor

Spoiler

still my boy.

 

[Perrichet]

 

[Fergelmince]

 

[Me&MrJones]

 

[PunchTheNeckChokeTheFace]

"Send him back to Japan where the competition is easier" - Chris Leben

 

[ILove4MinutesHyuna]

"a little glass jaw rat"

 

[JoshTehV]

How my pee pee taste; I love using that one in online videos games when I wreck noobs

 

[Wangtang]

"I am not impressed by your performance."
"Don't be scared homie!"

 

[ClosetVitorFan]

Don't fear me, fear the consequences.

 

[Face Punch]

“If he’s still conscious when he hits the mat, I will crush his hips and pass his guard and mount him and strangle him…like a boa constrictor wrapped around his long frame.” - McG

 

[Sonny Qc]

Georges St. Pierre is gonna out-wrestle me?!"

-Josh Koscheck before being out-wrestled by Georges St. Pierre in their first fight.

 

[demaryiustargaryan96]

"Don't think you're gonna kick me in the head with your left leg. Do not think you're gonna kick me with the left foot in the head"

 

[Sonny Qc]

Daniel said I only beat him the first time because I was probably on steroids, I wonder what his excuse will be this time."

-Jon Jones, prior to their second fight.