How much McGregor whiskey do I need to drink to want to fight a bus

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Wondering how much I need to consume to specifically want to throw trolleys into buses

Is this math right?

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Where can one BUY some of this Proper No.12!?!? Any sources?
 
Just one shot before going blind.
 
You need to add a couple ounces of Dr. Jones’s
Miracle Elixer of Life; now in powdered form.
This will help maximize your dolly throwing ability.
 
Usually happens right after barfing.

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Imagine that press conference...my bloodline was banished for 100 years while you just rode around with nobodies, your parts were made by other countries ya fooking bum, yous don't even speak bus do ya, goes ahead say something in automotive, ill listen, just kidding beep beep beep beep, ya hear me over hear, everytime you talk im gonna say beep beep beep, listen to me say bus in gaelic, you don't even have a proper 12 logo on your side, btw buy proper 12, here bus take a drink, oh you only drink gas that's not championship level, you didn't beat no championship level plane or train to get that fake belt, you just fookin rode around with a real estate agent and some kids, you think dropping kids off at school has you prepared, I trained in a war zone, it's been a fooking war zone, we's had broken headlights and flat tires, and broken window wipers, wit ya shitty ass windows, couldn't even handle a bum dolly, a dolly only has 2 wheels ya know, those dollies be carrying crates of proper 12, buy proper 12, come Oct 6 you're done, when I get done wit ya the wheels on the bus won't go round and round no more, yeah I studied ya whole history I know about that song, beep beep beep, proper 12 buy it
 
none. just add cocaine to a delusional self worth ego problem.
 
Drink till you want to feed the bus a carrot, then do 2 more shots.
 
Clips are lightweight so I assume you are a sloppy mess are one sip. Hopefully you drink too much and someone just unfolds you
 
First you would have to score very low in terms of IQ and EQ to purchase that garbage, multiply that by how poor you are and the multiply that by how short you are and there’s your answer
 
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