Can Ido teach Conor how to move like a fish?

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You can't takedown and hold a fish, those jerky body movements are a wrestler's nightmare.

Proof:

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I think the esoteric knowledge of bodily movements that Ido brings to the table might be the key to Conor's success. Thoughts?
 
fish aren't animals
that's why vegans can eat them
 
Khabib can teach him how to be a flatfish.

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I bet Dee can teach him how to lay like a starfish or kneel like a turtle. And those are the positions he’ll be in for this fight.
 
As long as he remembers how to touch-butt, he will beat Khabib

 
the fuck are you on about, mate

learn what a vegan is
https://www.google.co.uk/search?ei=....0...1.1.64.psy-ab..0.10.599....0.Q1644ZeWPWI




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Because milk is derived from cows, milk is a no-go forvegans, even if it's organic or direct from a farm. ... So you know, vegetarians who do drink milk or otherdairy products are known as lacto-ovo vegetarians. That is, they eat dairy and eggs.

https://www.google.co.uk/search?sou....64.psy-ab..0.18.1511...0i131k1.0.CV-xct_NIM0

A vegan (pronounced: VEE-gun) doesn't consume any animal-derived foods or use animal products or byproducts, and eats only plant-based foods. In addition to noteating meat, poultry, seafood, eggs, or dairy, vegans avoid using products made from animal sources, such as fur, leather, and wool.


The fuck you on about, mate?
 
https://www.google.co.uk/search?ei=....0...1.1.64.psy-ab..0.10.599....0.Q1644ZeWPWI




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Because milk is derived from cows, milk is a no-go forvegans, even if it's organic or direct from a farm. ... So you know, vegetarians who do drink milk or otherdairy products are known as lacto-ovo vegetarians. That is, they eat dairy and eggs.

https://www.google.co.uk/search?sou....64.psy-ab..0.18.1511...0i131k1.0.CV-xct_NIM0

A vegan (pronounced: VEE-gun) doesn't consume any animal-derived foods or use animal products or byproducts, and eats only plant-based foods. In addition to noteating meat, poultry, seafood, eggs, or dairy, vegans avoid using products made from animal sources, such as fur, leather, and wool.


The fuck you on about, mate?
You are confused chap
Common mistake
What you're thinking of is a pescatarian
 
You can tune a piano but you can’t tune a fish.
 
So Google and every link coming from Google is incorrect?

<YeahOKJen>
Do you know how the internet works
Post peer reviewed sources or go play somewhere
I'm too busy and it's too early for me to educate noobs
 
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I don't know about Ido, but Werdum surely can.
 
Ido Portal taught a fish how to walk.


Unfortunately it was a Mexican Walking Fish
 
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