Imaginary Dana’s #YouToo campaign - Pick-up lines to ensure long lasting Eskimo Bromances!

[faixafrouxa]

What would they be? Imagine Dana calling another UFC employee to his office and...

‘’If you do *this* to me...

...I can make a weight division just for you.”
...You can become a [insert higher work position here] in the UFC.’’
...You’ll get a desk job at the FOX/ESPN.’’
...I’ll make sure your son get’s to ivy league college.’’
...I’ll let your boyfriend fight for the title.’’
...or if you don’t, your boyfriend will be cut or never get a title shot how’bout that?’’
...I will make sure you’ll get handpicked fights.’’
...You can make more rounds holding the #round number sign than Arianny and Brittney.
...You’ll get ppv points and a spot on the main card!’’
...I don’t use my reach and power to get your husband fired.’’
...I can make snow appear on your driveway.’’


Help me out sherbros!

 

[Arm Barbarian]

Imaginary Dana’s #YouToo campaign - Pick-up lines to ensure long lasting Eskimo Bromances!

EPIC FAIL

 

[AimedWithV]

What would they be? Imagine Dana calling another UFC employee to his office and...

‘’If you do *this* to me...

...I can make a weight division just for you.”
...You can become a [insert higher work position here] in the UFC.’’
...You’ll get a desk job at the FOX/ESPN.’’
...I’ll make sure your son get’s to ivy league college.’’
...I’ll let your boyfriend fight for the title.’’
...or if you don’t, your boyfriend will be cut or never get a title shot how’bout that?’’
...I will make sure you’ll get handpicked fights.’’
...You can make more rounds holding the #round number sign than Arianny and Brittney.
...You’ll get ppv points and a spot on the main card!’’
...I don’t use my reach and power to get your husband fired.’’
...I can make snow appear on your driveway.’’


Help me out sherbros!

...Rough weight cut? Let me rehydrate you

 

[Zebra Cheeks]

Isn't it past your bedtime?

 

[faixafrouxa]

... I’ll let one of your internet boyfr

Imaginary Dana’s #YouToo campaign - Pick-up lines to ensure long lasting Eskimo Bromances!

EPIC FAIL

... and in addition to that, I’ll let one of your internet boyfriends who pay you to send them nudes with their forum nickname written on your skin, to become a mod on sherdog.

 

[oldschoolmmafan]

Banning white belts making threads isn't working, six month probation period for new recruits sounds better.

 

[Arm Barbarian]

... I’ll let one of your internet boyfr

... and in addition to that, I’ll let one of your internet boyfriends who pay you to become a mod on sherdog.

You'll be banned before your gheigh fantasy comes true brah.

Sorry.

 

[Benoitthegr8]

“Do you want to be a fucking Ultimate fighter?”

 

[Arm Barbarian]

Isn't it past your bedtime?

Give him a break....He pissed his PJs

 

[faixafrouxa]

You'll be banned before your gheigh fantasy comes true brah.

Sorry.

Was this inappropriate? If yes then I’ll back down, my bad. It’s all good man.

 

[ToroSalvaje]

I won't be surprised if Dana bang Sage

 

[Zebra Cheeks]

Was this inappropriate? If yes then I’ll back down, my bad. It’s all good man.

Backpeddling faster than my wife can spend the money on my credit card.

 

[faixafrouxa]

Backpeddling faster than my wife can spend the money on my credit card.

Yeah if I crossed the line then I admit it and move on, I don’t need to be petty about it. I felt like going for some amusement and went for it. Cheers.

 

[julmma]

Guys, relax! It’s already on Wasteland; let’s just enjoy it for fun and throw here some names:

Schaub.
Nate Diaz?
Cerrone
Caraway
Benavidez
Dana
Brownie
Paige’s new guy
Cody
Mendez
Fili

...

God, too much to name, maybe all UFC roaster and some Bellator; along with gyms like Alpha Fail, Syndicate, AKA, Top Team, XC

Would be easier to name the sluts than all the guys given sluts slept with...