"If They Were In High School" - MMA Fighters Edition

[Son Peyote]

These usually stink but this one's not bad
Credit to my boy @MMA_inciter

- 4.0 GPA
- Reminds the teacher about homework
- Sits by the vending machine at lunch playing Pokemon

- cheerleader
- sits with 30 people at lunch
- dad is on the school board
- uses way too many folders

- mom always packs his lunch
- tries out for the football team every year but never makes it

- walks the mile run test
- drives to school on a tractor
- misses school every day of deer season

- lowkey still a virgin
- always wears his football jersey even though the team is 1-16

- Dates college boys
- Always flirting with the principal
- Hates the popular girl in school

- steals your iPhone
- hates popcorn reading
- never does his homework
- always wearing fake gold

- 3.9 GPA
- Prom King
- Study group with only girls
- Mom gives him $100 a week for lunch

- always prays at lunch
- sits by himself on the bus
- the math teacher is his mom

- 2.0 GPA
- Always sits in the back
- Wears camo every day
- Takes the elevator to the 2nd floor

- 3.0 GPA
- Bob Marley backpack
- Only dates white girls
- Rich but tries to act hood

- 2.5 GPA
- farts in public
- takes gym class too serious
- always trying to trade for your brownie

- 2.5 GPA
- Always saying he's Hispanic but doesn't speak Spanish
- Gets 20+ notes a day from girls

- goes home for lunch
- nurse knows him by name
- takes up half a period debating with the teacher

- 19yr old freshman
- first in his family to graduate HS
- security guard at all the house parties

- 1.5 GPA
- goes to ESL
- always in detention
- never goes to any school dances

- 1.0 GPA
- dad at 16
- always breaking school property
- fought a football coach on the parking lot

- You can hear him coming down the hall
- Always gets kicked out of class
- Never has a pencil​

 

[FireKidWS]

-Still in high school.

 

[rambosabeast]

Eric Silva probably hasn't changed much in the short amount of time since graduation. Promising future ahead of him if he can keep cool under the bright lights.


@FireKidWS beat me to it.

 

[maxi diablo]

If I were in high school. Dream come true.

 

[LouisBolanos]

-Suspended 1 year for aggravated assault of classmate

-Doesn't have a first language, but speaks English as a second language

 

[Reach4theSky]

- Should be a senior but is stuck in grade nine
- Rumors swirl about him dating his cousin..
- Rarely showers before school..

 

[tramendous]

they have GPAs in highschool? Here in Canada we didn't.

 

[Kaybee]

Fucks guys like Henry Cejudo

 

[FireKidWS]

-All the girls want to date him
-All the guys want to be him
-Straight gangsta

 

[Kenny Powerth]

That was Fucking awesome.

 

[Luthien]

 

[FreddieRoachsVoice]

serious LOL @ Dominick Cruz and Nate Diaz. These were great

 

[Andre Xiong]

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-Still in high school.

Lolllllll

 

[Toco]

damn, you put in a lot of work. here's a like. wasn't bad either

 

[WaylonMercy5150]

- School bully
- Not doing very well in class and is afraid he will get held back
- Reads at 3rd grade level
- Picks on kids who read for fun because it makes him feel stupid
- Calls kids queer because he has been having sexual fantasies about some other other guys at shcool
- He is afraid of these feelings and what they might mean
- Because he hates himself so much he has to point that hate outward towards other kids

 

[Goodfella86]

Excellent thread. Funny stuff.

 

[90three]

never goes to class.
was put in special ed program.
hangs out behind 711 smoking black & milds after school.



lies and says he hooks up with girls to seem popular
no one likes him but he tries to get into every party
sneaks into party sober and tries to make out with drunk chicks but gets denied

 

[lostdog000]

i think nate dropped out in 9th grade
but to play the game:

nick diaz: 21 years old repeating the 10th grade for the 5th time, 0.0 gpa

 

[Son of Werdum]

-Drives his Dad's old pickup to school with a "Don't Tread on Me" sticker.
-Smells like ass because he does farm work before school without showering.
-Invites you to come over and shoot at an old, broken down vehicle on his parent's property.
-Disappears for a week or so during harvest.

 

[WaylonMercy5150]

- Came from a different school
- Serial date rapist
- Killed two kids in a drunk driving crash
- Parents resent him
- Get physical with his much younger GF