Colby "Hover Hands" Covington

[D 1 Wrestler]

 

[Ceez]

The one on the left is a Cali 4. Nothing to be bragging about, no shape at all. Fuck are her hips?

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

He looks so uncomfortable in all these pictures. You can tell he's completely new to being around hot chicks. <Lmaoo>

 

[mudrubble]

Never noticed that! What a cheapskate - geez....

These girls get paid all day to get all holes filled with random cock and cum and he couldn't pony up for whatever amount they charge to be able to physically TOUCH them at all?

What a fkn cheapskate! Another fail - wow. Colby - wow.

He could write a book on taking Ls.

 

[mudrubble]

The one on the left is a Cali 4. Nothing to be bragging about, no shape at all. Fuck are her hips?

I believe she's a famous porn star tho. Not one I know well but I believe she is one.

 

[Ceez]

I believe she's a famous porn star tho. Not one I know well but I believe she is one.

Even worse that he's bragging about her being a 7.5. She might be stretched 7.5 centimeters..but she's not even good looking

 

[20falarVerdades]

These girls are solid 6s in Rio. Just lol @ paying for this kind of woman

 

[tasticles]

He looks so uncomfortable in all these pictures. You can tell he's completely new to being around hot chicks. <Lmaoo>

Hes either gay or has zero game. When a hooker wont even let you touch them, thats just sad.

 

[Ruhler]

There's actually a man off camera holding a gun to Colby telling him "pose motherfucker or i'll empty this clip into you"

 

[PlayswellwithLawnDarts]

When do the 7.5’s show up?

 

[Lumberjacks]

I really wonder who he thinks he is impressing with this shit?

 

[Swoliosis]

Lmao fucking pathetic

 

[pigsnake]

Yeah, in these pics the chicks are not even hot - slightly above average, that’s it.

BTW, why are you guys saying they won't let him touch them? They are clearly touching.

 

[closequarters]

I wonder what he paid to put two wrists and a knee on them.

 

[JosephTessaro]

They probably said "don't put your hands on my ass or #metoo"

 

[Fstepp]

They probably said "don't put your hands on my ass or #metoo"

I present you the masterpiece called "Sour Grapes".

 

[Poirierfan]

It's not the whores, its Big mouth that's scared to touch them. He should have had them ride each of his fist, where it looks like he's holding them up like Andre The Giant.

 

[spannered]

LO fucking L. This guy is all failed cringe. Firstly, even if that one on the left wasn't extremely average, you have to be pretty pathetic to pay for models to pretend to be all over you for twitter photos.

And he's actually awkward as fuck. He makes himself out to be some kind of player, when in reality he's too insecure to even rest his hands on them.

This high school jock thing he tied so hard to project is all the more pathetic given this guy is waaaay too old to get away with it.

Don't ever change, Colby.

 

[closequarters]

I wonder what he paid to put two wrists and a knee on them.

 

[Natesblackshirt]

As someone who gets TONS of pussy I always wondered what the term hover hands means, can some virgin nerd please enlighten me?