"Colbycops"
By Mayo Clinic Staff. Colbycops is excess tendency to snitch and call the police produced by neuro-receptors and adjacent cells in the brain. This is caused by confrontation which leads to a crashing of the nervous system known as "shook mans derangement syndrome". Effects may range from teary eyes, to screaming "go away!", to calling the police for help. Runny nose drainage may run out of your nose, down the back of your throat or both.