The inmates running the prison...

[DeeDubb]

*INB4 T-Wood racism face*

This is exactly what the old school folks were warning everyone about when Conor started making demands and the UFC started bending to his will. It was good for the short term, but the championship is losing all credibility. It's turning into late 90s WCW, where the wrestlers were handling their own booking. Conor completely demasculated Dana White, willfully disobeying time and time again and consistently getting rewarded for it. Why wouldn't Nate refuse to fight unless he gets millions?

Why wouldn't T-Wood hold out for a money fight? They might as well try it because the UFC has demonstrated that they will cave to fighter's demands. Now interim belts are being thrown around like candy and are basically symbols of number 1 contendership rather than an actual championship. It won't be long before you have an interim champion and a champion refusing to fight each other because they are both holding out for money fights. Then what do you do? Sub-interim championships?

Bellator needs to keep throwing money at UFC fighters until the UFC either gets their heads out of their asses or fall to pieces like 2001 WCW.

 

[Sansnom]

*INB4 T-Wood racism face*

This is exactly what the old school folks were warning everyone about when Conor started making demands and the UFC started bending to his will. It was good for the short term, but the championship is losing all credibility. It's turning into late 90s WCW, where the wrestlers were handling their own booking. Conor completely demasculated Dana White, willfully disobeying time and time again and consistently getting rewarded for it. Why wouldn't Nate refuse to fight unless he gets millions? Why wouldn't T-Wood hold out for a money fight? They might as well try it because the UFC has demonstrated that they will cave to fighter's demands. Now interim belts are being thrown around like candy and are basically symbols of number 1 contendership rather than an actual championship. It won't be long before you have an interim champion and a champion refusing to fight each other because they are both holding out for money fights. Then what do you do? Sub-interim championships?

Bellator needs to keep throwing money at UFC fighters until the UFC either gets their heads out of their asses or fall to pieces like 2001 WCW.

Paragraphes, use them.

 

[PsychokrookedTooth]

Oh wall-O-text

Didn't read.

 

[Nightwish]

Yeah, fuck the Unified Rules too!

 

[DeeDubb]

Paragraphes, use them.

Oh wall-O-text

Didn't read.

183 word paragraph. The average for academic writing is 100-200 words. Don't blame me, blame your education.

 

[MadDogMahoney]

Don't submit your essay to sherdog brah. No one gives a fuck.

 

[chitoortiz]

183 word paragraph. The average for academic writing is 100-200 words. Don't blame me, blame your education.

What a stupid response.

Nobody wants to read your giant paragraph.

If you broke that shit up into 3 or 4, people would read it.

 

[DeeDubb]

Don't submit your essay to sherdog brah. No one gives a fuck.

I guess if I did one sentence posts, I'd average ~1000 messages a month too.

 

[DeeDubb]

What a stupid response.

Nobody wants to read your giant paragraph.

If you broke that shit up into 3 or 4, people would read it.

There is no where in that paragraph where it makes any sense to split it. The natural topic shift was when it hit the second paragraph.

 

[MadDogMahoney]

I guess if I did one sentence posts, I'd average ~1000 messages a month too.

You are so awesome dude, keep up the good work.

 

[chitoortiz]

There is no where in that paragraph where it makes any sense to split it. The natural topic shift was when it hit the second paragraph.

That's cool, you keep it the way you want brother.

You deserve alot of these gifs.

 

[McSpikes]

 

[Mixedfights]

Big money fighters have options and power. Welcome to combat "sports" TS.

 

[Roop Holstry]

 

[DeeDubb]

Sorry guys. I fixed it.

 

[Sansnom]

What a stupid response.

Nobody wants to read your giant paragraph.

If you broke that shit up into 3 or 4, people would read it.

 

[Roop Holstry]

Sorry guys. I fixed it.

Cliffs?

 

[MadDogMahoney]

Sorry guys. I fixed it.

Lol even worse. Also your English sucks.

 

[McSpikes]

Sorry guys. I fixed it.

Oh okay. It’s just another “UFC is dying” thread

 

[DeeDubb]

Cliffs?

I got you Sherbro:

Set in medieval Sherdog and partly based on a true historical account, DeeDubb charts the bloody rise to power and tragic downfall of the warrior DeeDubb. Already a successful soldier in the army of King Duncan, DeeDubb is informed by Three Witches that he is to become king. As part of the same prophecy, the Witches predict that future Scottish kings will be descended not from DeeDubb but from his fellow army captain, Banquo. Although initially prepared to wait for Fate to take its course, DeeDubb is stung by ambition and confusion when King Duncan nominates his son Malcolm as his heir.

Returning to his castle, DeeDubb allows himself to be persuaded and directed by his ambitious wife, who realizes that regicide — the murder of the king — is the quickest way to achieve the destiny that her husband has been promised. A perfect opportunity presents itself when King Duncan pays a royal visit to DeeDubb's castle. At first DeeDubb is loth to commit a crime that he knows will invite judgment, if not on earth then in heaven. Once more, however, his wife prevails upon him. Following an evening of revelry, Ronda Rousey drugs the guards of the king's bedchamber; then, at a given signal, DeeDubb, although filled with misgivings, ascends to the king's room and murders him while he sleeps. Haunted by what he has done, DeeDubb is once more reprimanded by his wife, whose inner strength seems only to have been increased by the treacherous killing. Suddenly, both are alarmed by a loud knocking at the castle door.

When the drunken porter of DeeDubb's castle finally responds to the noise, he opens the door to Macduff, a loyal follower of the king, who has been asked to awake Duncan in preparation for the return journey. DeeDubb indicates the location of the king's room, and Macduff discovers the body. When the murder is revealed, DeeDubb swiftly kills the prime witnesses, the sleepy guards of the king's bedchamber, and Ronda Rousey faints. The assembled lords of Sherdog, including DeeDubb, swear to avenge the murder. With suspicion heavy in the air, the king's two sons flee the country: Donalbain to Ireland and Malcolm to raise an army in England.

DeeDubb is duly proclaimed the new king of Sherdog, but recalling the Witches' second prophecy, he arranges the murder of his fellow soldier Banquo and his son Fleance, both of whom represent a threat to his kingship according to the Witches' prophecy. The hired murderers kill Banquo but mistakenly allow Fleance to escape. At a celebratory banquet that night, DeeDubb is thrown into a state of horror when the ghost of the murdered Banquo appears at the dining table. Again, his wife tries to strengthen DeeDubb, but the strain is clearly beginning to show.

The following day, DeeDubb returns to the same Witches who initially foretold his destiny. This time, the Witches not only confirm that the sons of Banquo will rule in Sherdog, but they also add a new prophecy: DeeDubb will be invincible in battle until the time when the forest of Birnam moves towards his stronghold at Dunsinane and until he meets an enemy "not born of woman." Dismissing both of these predictions as nonsense, DeeDubb prepares for invasion.

When he is told that Macduff has deserted him, DeeDubb begins the final stage of his tragic descent. His first move is the destruction of Macduff's wife and children. In England, Macduff receives the news at the very moment that he swears his allegiance to the young Malcolm. Malcolm persuades him that the murder of his family should act as the spur to revenge.

Meanwhile, in Sherdog, Ronda Rousey has been taken ill: She walks in her sleep and seems to recall, in fragmentary memories, the details of the murder. Now, in a series of alternating scenes, the action of the play moves rapidly between the advancing army of Malcolm and the defensive preparations of DeeDubb. When Malcolm's army disguise themselves with sawn-off branches, DeeDubb sees what appears to be a wood moving towards his stronghold at Dunsinane. And when he finally meets Macduff in single combat, his sworn enemy reveals that he came into the world by cesarean section; he was not, precisely speaking, "born of woman." On hearing this news, DeeDubb rejects one final time the Witches' prophecy. With a loud cry, he launches himself at Macduff and is slain. In the final scene, Malcolm is crowned as the new king of Sherdog, to the acclaim of all. If you managed to read this whole thing, you now know the plot of Shakespeare's Macbeth. You're welcome.