Man, let’s make another thread about manlets

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Entertaining, but it should be illegal to make them fight.
 
Funny how 99.9% of us wouldn’t call these guys ”manlet” to their face....because we’d have to get on one knee

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most men are manlets, with a flat stomach, how many of your friends would be under 170 pounds
 
Seriously though, I'd rather be short than fat. And yes, I am a manlet.

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If the United states was occupied in a
red dawn-esque takeover by russia, China and a faction of South American countries....
Would Americans only reconize the Russian federation as their new superior stature overlords?....or would you get down on the ground on your stomach to kiss the ass of your diminutive Hispanic and Asian kings

What if they had height related terms of subjugation like

1.if you are taller than 6'2 your legs are to be surgically amputated at the ankle

2.any female over 5'6 is now their property

3.even if they are taller than you...you must always compliment your new rulers on "how much younger and taller they look today"

4.any man over six feet tall is required to use reverse shoe lifts...this is where a man gets on his knees and wears his shoes on his kneecaps and walk in this fashion while in public

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and i have yellows
 
Can't we have a thread about lolis instead?
 
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