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UFC is suffering from big names and PPV. They need more viewers. We need people talking about how awesome the sport of MMA is. So I have thought up a couple examples of shows the UFC can put on to blast into Apple status trendy.
-Mighty Mouse - So Mighty Mouse wants to fight cans? Okay, easy. Insist that Dana and a bunch of his hired cronies capture a 185lb homeless man and make him fight Might mouse in the middle of Time square, on the pavement. Tell the homeless person, if he wins Joe Rogan will buy him a house, with 5 million dollars to spend on whatever if he beats a magical leprechaun. Feed that homeless vagabond and all his hopes and dreams one pound of bath salts and throw him inside the cage with Mighty mouse on one days notice and you will witness a classic five rounder.
-Even the odds - Some fighters have great advantages. And I'm sure that if leveled the playing field we would see some classics.
-Overeem wearing a motorcycle helmet vs Mark Hunt on stilts.
-Brock Lesnar with unlimited PED usage vs TJ tied to a wheelchair and Mark Coleman, hands tired to the wheelchair handles.
-Remove the cage fence and create 20 foot drops all around the cage that leads to another fighting canvas, but now the edges are 40ft drops.
-Each fighter is given 20 marbles to put in their mouths. Its the other fights job to punch, slap and kick the marbles all out of the opponent mouth.
-Joe Rogan fights the fans. I want it to be fast, I want it to be high action. Picture the Matrix reloaded but only 10 fans are allowed to enter the cage at a time. Chuck Liddell can operate a flaw to scoop up the KO'd fans.
-Mighty Mouse - So Mighty Mouse wants to fight cans? Okay, easy. Insist that Dana and a bunch of his hired cronies capture a 185lb homeless man and make him fight Might mouse in the middle of Time square, on the pavement. Tell the homeless person, if he wins Joe Rogan will buy him a house, with 5 million dollars to spend on whatever if he beats a magical leprechaun. Feed that homeless vagabond and all his hopes and dreams one pound of bath salts and throw him inside the cage with Mighty mouse on one days notice and you will witness a classic five rounder.
-Even the odds - Some fighters have great advantages. And I'm sure that if leveled the playing field we would see some classics.
-Overeem wearing a motorcycle helmet vs Mark Hunt on stilts.
-Brock Lesnar with unlimited PED usage vs TJ tied to a wheelchair and Mark Coleman, hands tired to the wheelchair handles.
-Remove the cage fence and create 20 foot drops all around the cage that leads to another fighting canvas, but now the edges are 40ft drops.
-Each fighter is given 20 marbles to put in their mouths. Its the other fights job to punch, slap and kick the marbles all out of the opponent mouth.
-Joe Rogan fights the fans. I want it to be fast, I want it to be high action. Picture the Matrix reloaded but only 10 fans are allowed to enter the cage at a time. Chuck Liddell can operate a flaw to scoop up the KO'd fans.
