Colby sent home from Australia by UFC

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They're letting him know where they stand on his shit. Let's see how much farther his tactics sink him.
 
He can leave

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You can't send a GOAT like that home !

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His words and actions have really come back to haunt him like a...

Well......
 
I can't stop lol'ing at this guys Ls. There are so many threads on this, but since we're directly talking about his Ls, I'll repeat here:


Calls Brazilians filthy animals - gets police escort and stays up all night in his hotel on watch duty because he realizes his life is in enough danger that he literally cannot trust the police outside his hotel door enough to go to sleep because they might be overpowered

Calls Werdum an animal - gets a boomerang in the face, walks backwards while taunting and hiding AND THEN RUNS TO POLICE!

Runs to police to press charges - only to find out he's in a country where he may have committed just as bad a crime and might be countersued.

Disses Jon Jones for publicity - Jon says "your mama liked me good enough - tell her hi" - talk about SONNING.

Agitates for a title fight - nobody cares and now nobody even takes the guy seriously enough to really get him into position for a title shot. He's more entertainment than sport - overnight.

And now sent home by the UFC because every country he goes to he's a fucking liability. Hilarious!

This guy Colby just keeps taking Ls and he can't find the way to make this work for him. Probably the p4p worst heel/trashtalker in the history of the sport. Everything he says makes his circumstances worse!
 
Word around the campfire is he brought a bullfrog with him on the flight over and it released it into the wild.
 
mudrubble said:
I can't stop lol'ing at this guys Ls. There are so many threads on this, but since we're directly talking about his Ls, I'll repeat here:


Calls Brazilians animals - gets police escort and stays up all night in his hotel on watch duty because he realizes his life is in enough danger that he literally cannot trust the police outside his hotel door enough to go to sleep because they might be overpowered

Calls Werdum an animal - gets a boomerang in the face, walks backwards while taunting and hiding AND THEN RUNS TO POLICE!

Runs to police to press charges - only to find out he's in a country where he may have committed just as bad a crime and might be countersued.

Disses Jon Jones for publicity - Jon says "your mama liked me good enough - tell her hi" - talk about SONNING.

Agitates for a title fight - nobody cares and now nobody even takes the guy seriously enough to really get him into position for a title shot. He's more entertainment than sport - overnight.

This guy Colby just keeps taking Ls and he can't find the way to make this work for him. Probably the p4p worst heel/trashtalker in the history of the sport. Everything he says makes his circumstances worse!
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Rephrase that, not animals but

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FILTHY ANIMALS !
 
mudrubble said:
I can't stop lol'ing at this guys Ls. There are so many threads on this, but since we're directly talking about his Ls, I'll repeat here:


Calls Brazilians animals - gets police escort and stays up all night in his hotel on watch duty because he realizes his life is in enough danger that he literally cannot trust the police outside his hotel door enough to go to sleep because they might be overpowered

Calls Werdum an animal - gets a boomerang in the face, walks backwards while taunting and hiding AND THEN RUNS TO POLICE!

Runs to police to press charges - only to find out he's in a country where he may have committed just as bad a crime and might be countersued.

Disses Jon Jones for publicity - Jon says "your mama liked me good enough - tell her hi" - talk about SONNING.

Agitates for a title fight - nobody cares and now nobody even takes the guy seriously enough to really get him into position for a title shot. He's more entertainment than sport - overnight.

And now sent home by the UFC because every country he goes to he's a fucking liability. Hilarious!

This guy Colby just keeps taking Ls and he can't find the way to make this work for him. Probably the p4p worst heel/trashtalker in the history of the sport. Everything he says makes his circumstances worse!
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Colby is clearly occupying prime real estate in your head.
 
Cold Front said:
Colby is clearly occupying prime real estate in your head.
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Yeah. I'm LOVING this shit. No word of a lie! It's fantastic.

I love a slowly unfolding tragedy. Fargo and movies like that where the main character's life slowly devolves due to his ambitious choices are GREAT!

Colby is my favourite MMA comedy bit for now.
 
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