Machida Is Friends With Monkeys

[Coolidge]

An interesting blast from the past.

I love that man.

 

[lostdog000]

i really expected a racist post here

 

[Cowboy Cerroliveira]

 

[ralphus1]

So the obvious question is, how does monkey urine aid in recovery after training?

 

[Arm Barbarian]

But did he drink their pee?

 

[Which Doctor]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ear...-urinate-on-themselves-to-attract-a-mate.html

 

[binny]

Save beer money by drinking piss, to take zoo trips?

 

[The Moloko man]

I love that man.

Boyfriend material RIGHT there

 

[KORMAN]

I'd be careful, I've seen those monkeys bite and claw some drunk guy in a Brazilian zoo, I believe, and his arm was torn to shreds. Required stitches.

But yeah, any animal lover is good only book.

 

[binny]

But did he drink their pee?

He better stop before he becomes a fiend. Like a tooth fairy, only you leave a bag of piss under your pillow or gun to your head he's gonna do it.

 

[Coolidge]

I'd be careful, I've seen those monkeys bite and claw some drunk guy in a Brazilian zoo, I believe, and his arm was torn to shreds. Required stitches.

But yeah, any animal lover is good only book.

Yes, but was he a master of the crane kick?

 

[Arm Barbarian]

He better stop before he becomes a fiend. Like a tooth fairy, only you leave a bag of piss under your pillow or gun to your head he's gonna do it.

LOL

The Machida Piss Fairy

 

[KORMAN]

Yes, but was he a master of the crane kick?

That's a good point. I thought he was a drunken master, but turns out he was just a drunk old man.

 

[Coolidge]

That's a good point. I thought he was a drunken master, but turns out he was just a drunk old man.

Speaking of which, I've always thought that drunken style could be an effective weapon in an MMA match.

 

[KORMAN]

Speaking of which, I've always thought that drunken style could be an effective weapon in an MMA match.

It really could, but it would require a Jackie Chan level athlete. Too bad MMA wasn't big in Jackie's hey day.

 

[Bronson]

Yuuup, my man Lyoto is a Zen master. The animal kingdom knows.

 

[Ranger]

 

[Swoliosis]

i really expected a racist post here

 

[Erocthadon]

I was expecting these guys

 

[QueenVitor]

Haha Anderson Silva black people lol