The UFC has lost all their champions

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They refuse to pay Miocic so he isn't going to fight...no Heavy Champ

They lost their LHW champ

After Bisping vs. GSP? Bisping retires and GSP moves to 170...no MW champ

Their WW champ is "injured" and will always be 2nd to Rory MacDonald in Bellator

Their 155 and 145 champ is now a Boxer

While thier 135 champ has a broken back

Rumor is they'[re going to scrap the 125 division as well..so no champ there.


R.I.P.

UFC
 
Saki versus the world
 
One of my testicles hangs a little lower than the other, no matter how often I tug the other one down.
 
Saki versus the world
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Can't argue with that fight, was a sick KO.
 
Drama queen alert.

HW: stipe just said talks are going well.

DC: said he'll fight no time.

Bisking: will crush gsp then beat rob.

WW: woodley is dominate despite two mediocre fights against wb.

LW: conor will defen against interim lw champ

FW: max will fight edgar

BW: cody will ko the snake and has star power

FLW: don't care
 
Joanna is amused by your male chauvinism.
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Went right up Jone's nose
 
One of my testicles hangs a little lower than the other, no matter how often I tug the other one down.
My Grandma is a doctor and she gave me a children's sex ed book when I was like 10. There it said that it's normal as long as the left one is hanging lower.
 
They refuse to pay Miocic so he isn't going to fight...no Heavy Champ

They lost their LHW champ

After Bisping vs. GSP? Bisping retires and GSP moves to 170...no MW champ

Their WW champ is "injured" and will always be 2nd to Rory MacDonald in Bellator

Their 155 and 145 champ is now a Boxer

While thier 135 champ has a broken back

Rumor is they'[re going to scrap the 125 division as well..so no champ there.


R.I.P.

UFC

This makes it sound like you haven't been paying attention at all.
 
Hw: haven't been following. Have no opinion
LHW: D.C. Needs to fight to solidify the belt
MW: bisping wins they still have a champ, George wins he already contractually has a fight lined up with Whittaker. So either way they have a champ
WW: it's a shit show, boring champ no one cares about, is injured and has been talking about going up to MW. No real clear cut contenders.
LW: on hold with an Irish man boxing
Manlet weight: same as above
Lower weights: who da fook cares???!!!????

Wemens: get back in the kitchen and make me a samwhich.
 
Max is the rightful 145 champ. If Conor wants to call himself that then he needs to go back and beat Max now, doubt he can ever even make that weight again though.
 
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