If I were Platinum Perry......

[Wizzlebiz]

Simple game. Finish the sentence.

Il start.



If i were Platinum Perry I would go well over the edge of heel into pure asshole mode to increase my hate base.

Enjoy

 

[Arm Barbarian]

I would fight ONLY fighters who abide by

 

[bubby]

This topic is so bad, it should be archived.
You can create an entire museum around the shittiness of this worthless thing.

 

[Wizzlebiz]

This topic is so bad, it should be archived.
You can create an entire museum around the shittiness of this worthless thing.

Thanks. I try

 

[The Witcher]

If i were Mike Perry i would grow my hair long, call myself Michelle Peri and sell provincial estates in the south of France

 

[The Moloko man]

If I were platinum Perry I'd finally have a reason to start buying Magnum's

 

[The Moloko man]

This topic is so bad, it should be archived.
You can create an entire museum around the shittiness of this worthless thing.

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Thanks. I try

Don't listen to the haters bro
This is the most original thread I've seen in a while

 

[Swarthy]

If I was Platinum Perry I would sink my Micro Penis into the Platinum Princesses Arse.

 

[Wizzlebiz]

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Don't listen to the haters bro
This is the most original thread I've seen in a while

Ty sir

 

[YellowBanenoo]

If I were Aluminum Perry I'd blow my head off with a shotgun.

 

[Arm Barbarian]

If I were Aluminum Perry I'd blow my head off with a shotgun.

 

[GreatSaintGuillotine]

I would talk less, punch and break dance more.

 

[Calipwnia]

If I were Platinum Mike Perry I would "accidentally" bump into Conor McGregor on the street and have a shove fest and let it go viral.

 

[Emjay]

...I'd fight Usman to satisfy Emjay

 

[Jehannum]

If I were Platinum Perry I'd let Jehannum have sex with me

 

[Headkicktoleg]

If I were plastic perry I'd visit Edmond to get some HEAD MOVEMENT!

 

[PlatinumAmerican]

If I were Platinum Perry I'd settle down with the platinum princess and stop fighting (this is why I'm not Platinum Perry)

 

[crlkllr]

bend over infront of a mirror and masturbate furiously to the sight of my own asshole.

 

[Jehannum]

If I were plastic perry I'd visit Edmond to get some HEAD MOVEMENT!

He's doing extensive work with those noodle things

 

[Fossor]

If I was Platinum Perry I would sink my Micro Penis into the Platinum Princesses Arse.

Why would you keep your dick if you become Platinum Perry?