Predict Jon Jones' Next Illegal Incident

[Deleted member 477213]

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[rockylion]

Run for president of USA

 

[Swoliosis]

Getting caught eating a dudes ass

 

[Arm Barbarian]

Definitely illegal drugs and / or some sort of vehicle incident.

This shit will turn him straight into Jonesy Montana.

Piles & Piles of coke.

 

[Bowel-forged Stool]

battery

 

[RawHawg]

He will accidentally eat a pcp laced snickers bar, and then break the record in the long jump, but it will later be disqualified

 

[DuncanFan819]

I'll go with domestic abuse fueled by a coke-induced rage. A mélange of illegal activities, if you will.

 

[Draxton]

Stand off with police after a rage incident like what happened to Mayhem Miller a few years ago.

 

[HangNail]

Tranny hooker

 

[Draxton]

He will accidentally eat a pcp laced snickers bar, and then break the record in the long jump, but it will later be disqualified

"Accidentally"

 

[Lavitz]

 

[Dbreiden83080]

Definitely illegal drugs and / or some sort of vehicle incident.

This shit will turn him straight into Jonesy Montana.

Piles & Piles of coke.

I have a bad feeling he may end up dead from an overdose after this. After USADA is done tossing the book at him, his career will be in shambles, and he will be disgraced everywhere he goes. His family has to deal with his fuck ups too. What's left for him without his career? It's not going to end well..

 

[7th]

Probably getting busted for possessing recreational drugs, maybe during a traffic incident.

 

[TouchButtDork]

Smokes some laced weed and ends up naked on top of a cop car

 

[A.S. Deep]

Running naked through a city

 

[ralphus1]

I'd seriously put him on suicide watch if he gets a 3-4 year ban.

He's proven to be mentally weak, being suspended for years might push him over the edge.

 

[Zeppeling]

I'd wager that jones suffers from manic depression. It shows in his lack of maturity and impulsive and reckless decision making. Furthermore his personality is often dark, and seemingly miserable.

Prediction: suicide

 

[Kowboy Karl]

Joining the alt right

 

[Mixed]

Getting caught eating a dudes ass

Not illegal

 

[ALAN PARTRIDGE]

Winning Royal Rumble 2018