Put on your tinfoil hats and indulge in my conspiracy theory re: Jones steroid scandal

DannyNL

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You got your tinfoil hat on? Fasten it tight.

I've been thinking about this steroid thing and I think even Jon Jones is not dumb enough to use steroids after all the shit he's been through, knowing that all eyes will be on him and he'd be tested so thoroughly. And I don't think he'd be chancing it on unknown supplements based on what happened to him with the Cialis.

So I'm putting this out now: I think there was some fuckery afoot and it will come out that it was a tampered test, or in some way not legitimate.

Who tampered with the test? The UFC. Why would they do it? So once they exonerate Jon Jones, they can throw USADA under the bus and cut ties with them.

WME-IMG are in the entertainment business. They own the UFC, and USADA only hurts them. There are HUGE BENEFITS to a promoter (and to fans) if fighters are using PEDs: better performances, longer careers. They can get more fights and better performances out of their big money draws. You'll remember that USADA fucked over Brock Lesnar and is the biggest hurdle in him coming back, and what HW fight would sell better than Stipe vs Brock?

So WME-IMG want to get rid of USADA but they can't just get rid of it for no reason and make it obvious that they are pro-PED. So they get this high profile blunder, Jon gets exonerated, they do a big press tour to clear Jon's name and make him a hero again, say how he was the victim of this incompetent testing organization. Dana publicly dumps USADA, saying "I can't have an organization falsely accusing my biggest stars of cheating and fucking up on this level, it's inexcusable". They'll either vow to get another organization (which will be a lot more incompetent) or turn drug testing back over to the commissions, who we know are very incompetent, and the UFC will be great again.

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Laugh at me all you want but when all this shit happens you remember who told you first!
 
I think its just a case of self sabotage. Coke, partying, there has to be something, Jones is just one of those guys who will never walk the line. I just hope he somehow manages to keep his life in order and dont go on coke fueled rampage.
 
These events can happen without a conspiracy.

It's a chain of events many Sherdoggers have considered already.
 
The problem is thet people need to realise that Jon has been using so long that his body now needs it to train at the highest level.
 
I like it Daniel... I like it...

<{jackyeah}>
 
I was thinking something along the same lines. I'm a big Jones fan and have a bias so I have to say it is a possibility that Jones really did just screw up, we have to keep that in mind, he's done it so many times now. That being said, I agree with Jones' training partner, no way he tests clean all through camp and then all of a sudden tests positive for some random cheapo drug. A conspiracy is definitely afoot.
 
Huge Jones fan but no... he's just that troubled of a human being me thinks.
 
All of them use roids sooner or later. What I find really strange is why would he use Turinabol? I mean, I don't even think he is clear... but Turinabol makes no sense at all.
 
Shut up. You know he used PEDS. Just accept it, no one believes these dumbass excuses just so you can say your favorite fighter didn't cheat
 
lol i just remembered something.. josh barnett, when he defeated the homeless beekeeper, roy nelson, he was overly nice to him ( in japan where the rules are slightly differing), in a way apologizing cuz he knew he cheated. i spotted that right away

and now jones did the same thing, being nice to DC, complimenting him ect. its as if you cant cheat with drugs AND bash your oponent , jones is guilty as charged
 
@DannyNL
Put on my tinfoil hat....Skimmed through your theory....Didnt see "George Soros" mentioned anywhere in the OP.

Your theory is void.
 
I think even Jon Jones is not dumb enough to use steroids after all the shit he's been through, knowing that all eyes will be on him and he'd be tested so thoroughly.

Josh Barnett got caught four times. He is clearly pretty smart and has been under constant scrutiny for almost a decade, yet he still kept roiding. Why are people acting like Jones is the first guy to ever fail tests on several occasions? Was there a conspiracy against Nick Diaz and Chael Sonnen too?
 
Just something to remember...
As much as I don't buy this bullshit about accidental steroids in supplements etc, even if it were the case, the fact is that whether accidental or not, you had an advantage. What I am getting at is, even if it's an accident, at that time and throughout his entire career, he's clearly been using. It brings a lot into question, you really have no clue if he'd be anywhere near as dominant without them.

I agree with the poster that suggested he now cannot operate without them, his natural levels are going to be screwed up for some time.
 
We saw that with every guy who got off the juice so maybe
 
I thought the whole point of them pairing up with usada was to attract a company like wme img.
 
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