The best new Nickname for Jon Jones?

[GodzMustBeCrazy]

Since I can no longer defend him, it's time to give him a new name. He is no longer Jon 'Bones' Jones... Who can come up with the best?

My submission is:
Jonny 'The Juice Man' Jones...

 

[Arm Barbarian]

Jon Juicehead Jones

 

[GordonMMARamsey]

Jon " THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME" Jones.



Remember what Nate Diaz said. This changes nothing.

 

[KYS]

Since I can no longer defend him, it's time to give him a new name. He is no longer Jon 'Bones' Jones... Who can come up with the best?

My submission is:
Jonny 'The Juice Man' Jones...

Jon "DC" Jones.

 

[InfoWars]

Jon "Human Piece of Shit" Jones

 

[USAwrestling532]

Jon Bones Penisface

 

[Cam Zink]

Jon "i fail" Jones
It even ryhmes. JonIfailJones

 

[KYS]

Jon "Human Piece of Shit" Jones

Jon Bones Penisface

It was nice knowing you.

 

[Cam Zink]

It was nice knowing you.

Can you laugh like that dog in your av?

 

[Psychedelic]

Jon GOAT Jones.

 

[KYS]

Can you laugh like that dog in your av?

It's my gimmick laughter when I report people.

 

[FrankieNYC]

Jon "Ex-UF Fighter" Jones

 

[USAwrestling532]

It's my gimmick laughter when I report people.

Ahh you're "that guy"

 

[ClosetVitorFan]

Juicy Jon.

 

[Andy Anderson]

"Pop" JJ

 

[KYS]

Juicy Jon.

That's a good one.

 

[KYS]

"Pop" JJ

Or just J-Pop.

 

[OlderMan]

Personally I dislike JonJones and feel he has gotten away with Almost Murder. That said... I,Imagine he got set up with the turinabol as Not Even He is that stupid to take this and His handlers certainly would Not use this. They are smarter than this at Jacksons MMA The fact that he tested positive when he did... HIS POSITIVE TEST MAKES NO SENSE TO ME. Understand it is VERY easy for someone to sabatoge a mma fighter by spiking a beverage or food with tainted Juice. Its an Oral powder...Just saying. something stinks here. KARMA MAYBE?

 

[KYS]

Jon "Ex-UF Fighter" Jones

Brutal.

 

[KYS]

Ahh you're "that guy"

At your service.