So...how the hell is Jones gonna spin this?

[ShadySpektor]

Another teary eyed press conference? More dick pills? Kangaroo meat? Full heel turn after showing up at Monday Night Raw!?!

 

[Thepaintbucket]

His PR team are working in over time now.

Tainted supps via his sponsorship... here we go.

 

[george14]

Vagina pills.

 

[Chomsky Honk]

It might be time to pull a Saul Goodman/Ronda Rousey

 

[AFewDollarsMore]

When he crashed his car the airbag went off and that dust was contaminated. It's quite well known.

 

[ExitLUPin]

 

[Übermacht]

Something something dick pills something god has a reason for this muh dick pills crying Jordan.

 

[felmmando]

He can say his partner was randy and couldn't wait until after the fight.

 

[Etherized]

by BOHICA

Bend Over Here It Comes Again

 

[HereticBD]

Carl Lewis sabotaged his Gatorade.

 

[MEATAXE**]

DC spiked him, its obvious.. nobody can be this stupid, not even Jones.