Since Jones just popped for roids, the obvious GOAT is...

[Aluminati]

...none other than Mike "Platinum" Perry. He is everything that WME-IMG could dream of in a fighter. After he puts another highlight reel knockout on tape come UFC 215, Woodley better start polishing up that title to hand it over.

1. He's young and improving every fight. He has a long career ahead of him, and they're definitely getting more than their money's worth at $14K/14K.

https://www.google.com/amp/thesport...-fighter-salaries-reebok-attendance-gate/amp/


2. When he hits people, he knocks them out, because he's a black belt with dem hands. His work speaks for itself. WME-IMG gets fresh marketing material after every PMP fight.


3. He'll fight anyone, for any reason.


4. He earns his paycheck, as his career KO % is >90% and he's at a 75% rate in the UFC.

5. Gets along with the man in charge, even putting Al I...uh...Cant...Uh in his place for disrespecting Dana and Ari.





6. Did I mention that he doesn't run over pregnant chicks, take paternity leave to become a boxer, take steroids, retire because he was abducted by aliens, or spend his entire career fighting in Japan and Russia instead of the UFC?

It's clear. The new GOAT has arrived.
All other GOATs pale in comparison.
#PlatinumBless

 

[Otto!]

Alan Jouban, GOAT killer.

 

[Übermacht]

Makes perfect sense imo.

Also 10/10 thread, good job TS.

 

[Buff]

Alan Jouban, GOAT killer.

Jouban couldn't kill time.

Perry GOAT.

 

[TIMELESS TRUTH]

Roided up PMP couldn't beat a dick pill-less Jones!

 

[SnowBlynd]

You spelled Fedor wrong.

 

[Aluminati]

Roided up PMP couldn't beat a dick pill-less Jones!

Jones is a LHW and is probably about to be out of competition for the next few years thanks to USADA.

 

[Aluminati]

You spelled Fedor wrong.

Ah, you missed the part about fighting in the UFC, and also not in fights where his employees are the judges, or where his manager runs the promotion...

Face it. Mitrione ko'd your idol.
A guy that could even hack it in the UFC.
That's not something that should happen to a GOAT.

 

[Fatal Catro]

You guys try too hard to be like Conor fans.

 

[SnowBlynd]

Ah, you missed the part about fighting in the UFC, and also not in fights where his employees are the judges, or where his manager runs the promotion...

Face it. Mitrione ko'd your idol.
A guy that could even hack it in the UFC.
That's not something that should happen to a GOAT.

Where does it say ufc only in the op?

 

[Ttone5722]

Man the Fertitta's sold at the right time. UFC is quickly becoming a train wreck. Plat is good but if hes the GOAT, UFC might be approaching rock bottom.

 

[Aluminati]

Where does it say ufc only in the op?

That would be covered in point number 6.

 

[Jonathonwick]

That would be covered in point number 6.

He was too busy with his head in fedors ass to read it all

 

[Aluminati]

You guys try too hard to be like Conor fans.

You consider this trying too hard? This just popped into my mind while I was on the shitter.

 

[Aluminati]

He was too busy with his head in fedors ass to read it all

Lol, probably.

 

[Aluminati]

Also, he does have quite the following.

Spoiler: Platinum Nation

@Karnage @20falarVerdades @Abazzdeboom @Absolutely Nobody @AJ Garcia @Alex @BlackPanther @BRaVo cHoKe @Buff @Dana_is_your_GOD @Davey Crockett @dontlaugh @DS7 @Elmonstro1 @FedorGOAT @Fossor @Haj01 @HuskySamoan @ISIS in blackface @KONE @Kristian82 @leemurrayftw @Lethal @LOLAinsleyHarriott @LouisBolanos @myjohnson9 @MysticGOD @Papawash @phunky @Platinum @Platinum Bless @PlatinumAmerican @Project 86 @Psychedelic @Pwent @Rex Kwon Do @RR @Sara @scorpipede @SherdogGoat @Smoking Indoors @STEVEN SEAGOLD @The Best JG @The Mean Streets @Thesnake101 @Threetrees @Thunderchild @Wadtucket @whaleshark @XxAfriCaNKinGxX @Übermacht

 

[SnowBlynd]

That would be covered in point number 6.

I read it, it doesn't really say that.

 

[SnowBlynd]

He was too busy with his head in fedors ass to read it all

No 6 doesn't really say that. Did you read it or was your head stuck up your own ass?

 

[Dbreiden83080]

I need to find somebody else to root for hard-core. GSP was my favorite fighter of all time for a very long time. I know he is fighting again but at 36 he doesn't have long. I love Dominic Cruz as well but he is also getting older.

 

[Aluminati]

I read it, it doesn't really say that.

It doesn't really not say that either though, does it?