Jon Jones identifies as sober.

[King Pun**]

It is not right to assume his soberness, if he does things less he can still identify

 

[WaylonMercy5150]

Can you smoke weed and do coke and be sober? If so then he is for sure.

 

[TheTravelApprentice]

 

[Filthymaggot]

You're in the running for dumbest fucking thread ever.

Congrats

 

[DWAYNEAMERICA]

If he says he's sober, I accept that.

Will it help him?

I'm not so sure any more.

 

[Timurd123]

De fawq yu seyeen ?

 

[BennyOcean]

So is he actually sober, or does he just identify that way? Is he like... trans-sober?

 

[Blanqa Blanqua]

He's still an asshole, I can tell you that.

 

[The guest]

Dude said he's goin on a bender in some other country with no cameras on the 30th.

 

[Blanqa Blanqua]

So is he actually sober, or does he just identify that way? Is he like... trans-sober?

*** Insert pic of drag queen looking chick who is IDENTICAL to Jones ***

 

[MysticCam]

Can you smoke weed and do coke and be sober? If so then he is for sure.

 

[HomerThompson]

So brave.

 

[WaylonMercy5150]

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True but meh

 

[Son of Werdum]

He identifies as a marijuana addict who just did coke a couple times as a mistake because he was so addicted to marijuana.

 

[Kenny Powerth]

I indentify as being 6'7", I'm not butt that's how I identify

 

[KOskater]

It is not right to assume his soberness, if he does things less he can still identify

Are you saying his Gender Identity is Sober or his Chemical Identity ?

 

[Adam Jensen]

I get it. He identifies as a sober man.

Works for me. Jon Jones is the greatest human being in human history.

 

[KOskater]

Dude said he's goin on a bender in some other country with no cameras on the 30th.

Hes going to Poland again ?

 

[Adam Jensen]

I get it. He identifies as a sober man.

Works for me. Jon Jones is the greatest human being in human history.

Any by greatest, I mean...well, I'm not allowed to say what I really feel, so let's leave it at that.

 

[cambo78]

Wait, wait, wait. Didn't he say that "he can't wait to turn up" after this fight?