You're about to see the best version of Jon Jones yet!!!

Jon Jones's Barber

White Belt
@White
Joined
May 11, 2017
Messages
47
Reaction score
3
For the last couple weeks, Jon has been working with myself and Sensei Seagal to develop a haircut designed for optimal performance inside the octagon. Unlike previous fights where he's had his hair styled by barbers who had no consideration whatsoever for the linkage with hair and performance. Master Seagal and I have devised a scientific method of head shaping that will not only use aerodynamic principles to reduce air resistance (and thus improve cardio), but it will also maximize peripheral vision, cephalic balance for improved head movement, and grappling escapes.

Jon has never had this advantage in any of his previous fights, so adding this to his natural talent will bring you guys the best version of Jon Jones the world has yet seen.
 
' I give you funny. Funny. '
- Tze
 
giphy.gif
 
But will the carpet match the drapes?
 
A haircut will not help his limp noodle.
 
I think you meant well will see Jones Bested in the octagon
 
Coke free Jones off the dick pillz got nothing on DC :cool:
 
Actually, hair can be a huge factor in fight performance.

Ronda's hair style is the reason she has terrible head movement.

Also, Paige Vanzant might actually be a decent fighter if she shaved her head.
 
This has potential, just be sure not to milk it too much.. keep postings to a minimum and make sure everyone is funny.
 

Forum statistics

Threads
1,234,254
Messages
55,267,803
Members
174,714
Latest member
cartoonq123
Back
Top