What happens to the mats

I think they may have layers of sheets on.

But i'm not sure if contingency plans for fighters literally shitting themselves even exist LEL

Get the bleach maybe?
 
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They just mop it up. They mash up the turds real good with the mop. I use to train at this gym and this guy would poop himself almost every day. I was the only one who loved training with him.
 
They sell the remains as collecter's items, the fighters get a generous 20% discount.
 
Johny Hendricks uses them as a bib or toilet paper.
 
They just mop it up. They mash up the turds real good with the mop. I use to train at this gym and this guy would poop himself almost every day. I was the only one who loved training with him.
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Anyone else have the lyrics of Tool's "Prison Sex" in their head when reading the OP? Fast forward to last stanza...

"Prison Sex"

It took so long to remember just what happened
I was so young and vestal then
You know it hurt me
But I'm breathing so I guess I'm still alive
Even if signs seem to tell me otherwise
I've got my hands bound
My head down, my eyes closed
And my throat wide open

Do unto others what has been done to you

I'm treading water
I need to sleep a while
My lamb and martyr, you look so precious
Won't you come a bit closer
Close enough so I can smell you
I need you to feel this
I can't stand to burn too long
Released in this sodomy
For one sweet moment I am whole

Do unto you now what has been done to me

You're breathing so I guess you're still alive
Even if signs seem to tell me otherwise
Won't you come just a bit closer
Close enough so I can smell you
I need you to feel this
I need this to make me whole
There's release in this sodomy
For I am your witness that
Blood and flesh can be trusted
And only this one holy medium brings me peace of mind

Got your hands bound, your head down
Your eyes closed
You look so precious now
I have found some kind of temporary sanity in this
Shit blood and cum on my hands
I've come round full circle
My lamb and martyr, this will be over soon
You look so precious
 
Call me crazy. But, I bet they have them CLEANED. WTF else would you do ? As cheap as WME is. I seriously doubt they just throw them away after each card.

If that was the case. They'd actually make money selling swatches to Conor's Crotch Crickets, or those Pewter Perry clowns.

Don't even get me started about the freaks that would buy the canvas that certain females have fought on. Shit, and all. They'd probably even make more money from the shitty, or bloody ones.
 
They just mop it up. They mash up the turds real good with the mop. I use to train at this gym and this guy would poop himself almost every day. I was the only one who loved training with him.
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they dont clean them. They give them away or sell them.
 
They just mop it up. They mash up the turds real good with the mop. I use to train at this gym and this guy would poop himself almost every day. I was the only one who loved training with him.
 
Anyone else have the lyrics of Tool's "Prison Sex" in their head when reading the OP? Fast forward to last stanza...

"Prison Sex"

It took so long to remember just what happened
I was so young and vestal then
You know it hurt me
But I'm breathing so I guess I'm still alive
Even if signs seem to tell me otherwise
I've got my hands bound
My head down, my eyes closed
And my throat wide open

Do unto others what has been done to you

I'm treading water
I need to sleep a while
My lamb and martyr, you look so precious
Won't you come a bit closer
Close enough so I can smell you
I need you to feel this
I can't stand to burn too long
Released in this sodomy
For one sweet moment I am whole

Do unto you now what has been done to me

You're breathing so I guess you're still alive
Even if signs seem to tell me otherwise
Won't you come just a bit closer
Close enough so I can smell you
I need you to feel this
I need this to make me whole
There's release in this sodomy
For I am your witness that
Blood and flesh can be trusted
And only this one holy medium brings me peace of mind

Got your hands bound, your head down
Your eyes closed
You look so precious now
I have found some kind of temporary sanity in this
Shit blood and cum on my hands
I've come round full circle
My lamb and martyr, this will be over soon
You look so precious


Yes.
I'm familiar with it.
 
I was just about to ask if anybody else saw the brown stains on the mat during the herrig/kish fight. Just googled it and didn't realize she shit herself during the fight.
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I have a piece of the mat from Silva vs Weidman 1, true story.

Needs more poop IMO.
 
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