2 haikus about the two time world champ Conor McGregor

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Conor McGregor
Elite Mixed Martial Artist
Better than Fedor


{<Mcgoat}

Never been knocked out
Destroyed Eddie Alvarez
Who the fook is that
 
Conor McGregor
Never defended
Froze up two divisions
 
Conor McGregor
Got pregnant by Dee
Still on maternity leave
 
The GOAT of Mix Fight
Fedor Emelianenko
Better than Conor
 
Conor McGregor
Diaz fucked him like a whore
Cucked like no other
 
Conor Mc Gregor
Money making machine(UFC)
The GOAT still he is
 
The replies make this thread 10/10
 
Haiku's are so shit. It's like someone couldn't write a poem that rhymes so he decided to create the haiku with the built in defence mechanism: "If you don't like it you're not on my level".
 
Here is what TS really means

Glory hole awaits
Open mouth and hard penis
Two satisfied men
 
Beat up Luke Rockhold
Beat up a really old man
Michael Bisping GOAT
 
Two division champ
Made Aldo cry like a bitch
And thousands shitpost
 
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