"I don't hatch my eggs until they crack" - Mike Perry

Not surprised this dumbass can't even handle the simplest idioms.
 
With quotes like that, he will be able to pick up the chicks
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The Greatest Philosophers in history:

-Plato
-Socrates
-Aristotle
-Platinum Perry
 
I also wait for my eggs to be hatched before I hatch them.
 
Woodley might be in some trouble

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Somethings cracked for sure ala Tito Ortiz.
 
He doesn't know what words mean.
 
Such an alpha, fearless, monumental quote. I thought you were quoting Elon Musk until I read it was by Platinum Mike Perry. It is crazy how much wisdom the Platinum one has
 
He immediately corrected himself, and knew that he said it wrong.
 
Keeping it deep and humble like only Platinum can.
 
fuckin chickens and shit.
 
The GOAT GOAT says whatever da fook he wants. Ya twerps...
 
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