Why is everyone riding Mike Perry'???

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He's just a failed boxer thats now a UFC star somehow
 
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We aren't TS. Just a select few Douchebags are posting 100 times a day, so it looks like he has a rabid fan base. He does not.
 
I don't even see the hype for him but you have people who are proud to admit they swing from Conor's nuts so who knows anymore...
 
People feel a need to stand up for him from mma media and sjws and his fights are exciting. He's pretty funny too and we all love a redemption story
 
Because all these Sherdoggers have been giving him some sloppy toppy to prep him
 
Because he's awesome:

Stoppages in all wins
Is currently *not* on probation
Turned his vida loco around
Breakdances while others bleed
Has tattooed face
Has hot chick who works the pole
Talks like Vanilla Ice
Can bang bro

The question is "Why am I not riding Mike Perry's dick"... Well hopefully you're all set now.
 
Buff said:
Because he's awesome:

Stoppages in all wins
Is currently on probation
Turned his vida loco around
Breakdances while others bleed
Has tattooed face
Has hot chick who works the pole
Talks like Vanilla Ice
Can bang bro

The question is "Why am I not riding Mike Perry's dick"... Well hopefully you're all set now.
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He's off probation. Same day as Jon Jones also
 
I wish I was riding Mike's Platinum rod...
 
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